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stepee

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22 minutes ago, Bacon said:

you just said yes and provided no proof you lying bitch 

 

you can't even prove if today is sunday or monday or tuesday 

 

more ron 

 

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u weren’t looking when i proved it not my fault

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Just now, stepee said:

 

u weren’t looking when i proved it not my fault

yes it is you have to prove it over the internet, not to yourself

 

all you did on the internet is say yes dumbo 

 

i saw but you aint seent 

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3 minutes ago, Bacon said:

yes it is you have to prove it over the internet, not to yourself

 

all you did on the internet is say yes dumbo 

 

i saw but you aint seent 

 

u never said i had to prove it on the internet so mebe next time make better laws beech

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1 minute ago, stepee said:

 

u never said i had to prove it on the internet so mebe next time make better laws beech

but you still didn't prove it 

 

if tree falls but no one sawd it proof aint there 

 

all you proved is that you cant proof 

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3 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said:
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All the Animals American Men Think They Can Beat in a Fight and Why They Can't

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According to a YouGov poll released on Friday, some humans have extremely poor judgment when it comes to determining which animals they could win a one-on-one, unarmed fight against. Namely, they think...

 

Note: camel is NOT on this list!

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21 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

Buddy of mine swears that he can take ANY dog in a fight barehanded as long as that dog weighs less than 200 pounds.

 

DUDE I REMEMBER THIS :lol:

 

Im so happy to hear he’s still holding firm on that 200lb limit lol

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Keyser_Soze

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A hippopotamus

 

By the way there's a game on steam that you can use to simulate this

 

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Animal Revolt Battle Simulator on Steam

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The ultimate physics-based, sandbox battle simulator where you can create and watch funny battles between all sorts of creatures such as humans, mammals, dinosaurs, and even fantasy beasts! Or join the battles yourself and blow up the ragdoll monsters with some powerful weapons!

 

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4 hours ago, stepee said:

 

@skillzdadirecta i guess your friend is totally normal!

He at least knows he would lose to a chimp but yeah... most people in today's day and age are dumb as fuck. Which is ironic becase we have more access to information as a race than we have ever had in human history. It's the inability to process information and refusal to get pass preconcieved notions that is the issue.

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13 minutes ago, heydude93 said:

I'm just not built for any effective fighting.  I'm sure I'd take a hard L against a goose or ferret. Can't think of many medium to large animals that aren't capable of inflicting some solid damage.  Maybe a sloth?

Just gotta fight past the scratches and bites and squish those little fucks. You can do it.

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21 minutes ago, heydude93 said:

I'm just not built for any effective fighting.  I'm sure I'd take a hard L against a goose or ferret. Can't think of many medium to large animals that aren't capable of inflicting some solid damage.  Maybe a sloth?

 

Looks like it could still fuck you up

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOPpgrNUjsM

 

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