I'm sad

[TheShader]

What are your best lasagna recipes?

 

#GarfieldMondays

[Biggie]

Monday’s suck 

 

[stepee]

@BasemntDweller2

 

can we get some garfield up in here

[Keyser_Soze]

Ya gotta get some tomato sauce, ricotta cheese and some pasta. Put it in a pan and cook it.

 

ez

[Biggie]

42 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Ya gotta get some tomato sauce, ricotta cheese and some pasta. Put it in a pan and cook it.

 

ez

Don’t forget the mozzarella cheese and a sprinkle of parmesan. 

[stepee]

can i have spinach in mine 

[Keyser_Soze]

1 minute ago, stepee said:

can i have spinach in mine 

 

Only if @Bacon approves.

[Bacon]

I don't see why not. 

[Chris-]

@Bacon have you ever eaten spinach?

[stepee]

I’m so happy that @Chris- is as fascinated with @Bacon’s eating history as I am.

[Remarkableriots]

 

[Bacon]

13 minutes ago, Chris- said:

@Bacon have you ever eaten spinach?

Maybe. It is possible I have had it in a salad or some other food, but I have never bought spinach fresh or canned. 

[Biggie]

I'm sad to.  Where the fuck is my stimmie monies?

 

[DPCyric]

I'm sad too another one of my fiancee's cats died (that's 3 dead this year).

 

Fuck Lasagna

[Bacon]

37 minutes ago, DPCyric said:

Fuck Lasagna

No. You aren't supposed to feed cats Lasagna. It is not the Lasagna's fault. 

[Fizzzzle]

If you want to make an easy lasagna, use wonton wraps instead of lasagna noodles as your pasta. You don't have to soak them or anything, just layer them. Most grocery stores have wonton wraps, they're just hard to find. They'll have like only one pack and it's by the cream cheese and yogurt, I'm assuming because cream cheese wontons are bomb and the wraps have to stay refrigerated.

 

Buy some tomato sauce if you don't want to make your own, buy some ricotta, either sautee vegetables or meat (or both or neither, it's your world, I'm just living in it), remember to season with salt and pepper, layer to your heart's desire, top with a layer of cheese of your choice (if you want to be real nasty, put a layer of Kraft Singles on the top, it's actually delicious), and bake it in the oven until it looks like it's safe to eat.

 

Boom, lasagna. Pasta casserole.

 

Speaking of topping with american cheese, you can actually substitute the ricotta for like a thousand island kind of thing, with maybe some pickles or relish, and basically make a cheeseburger casserole. Same steps. It sounds disgusting, and it is, but only visually. And philosophically. And medically. You will eat the whole thing.

[DPCyric]

47 minutes ago, Bacon said:

No. You aren't supposed to feed cats Lasagna. It is not the Lasagna's fault. 

 

I thought they were layers of squishy comfort with a nice warm interior 

[silentbob]

Do what I’ve been doing since I was let go from my job 2 weeks ago. Enjoy just a ton of weed daily

[Keyser_Soze]

3 hours ago, silentbob said:

Do what I’ve been doing since I was let go from my job 2 weeks ago. Enjoy just a ton of weed daily

 

Yeah but he needs that lasagna recipe for when he gets the munchies.

[gamer.tv]

On 3/2/2021 at 12:32 AM, Fizzzzle said:

If you want to make an easy lasagna, use wonton wraps instead of lasagna noodles as your pasta. You don't have to soak them or anything, just layer them. Most grocery stores have wonton wraps, they're just hard to find. They'll have like only one pack and it's by the cream cheese and yogurt, I'm assuming because cream cheese wontons are bomb and the wraps have to stay refrigerated.

 

Buy some tomato sauce if you don't want to make your own, buy some ricotta, either sautee vegetables or meat (or both or neither, it's your world, I'm just living in it), remember to season with salt and pepper, layer to your heart's desire, top with a layer of cheese of your choice (if you want to be real nasty, put a layer of Kraft Singles on the top, it's actually delicious), and bake it in the oven until it looks like it's safe to eat.

 

Boom, lasagna. Pasta casserole.

 

Speaking of topping with american cheese, you can actually substitute the ricotta for like a thousand island kind of thing, with maybe some pickles or relish, and basically make a cheeseburger casserole. Same steps. It sounds disgusting, and it is, but only visually. And philosophically. And medically. You will eat the whole thing.

 

I like you @Fizzzzle but oh no, no, no , no.

[Fizzzzle]

1 hour ago, gamer.tv said:

 

I like you @Fizzzzle but oh no, no, no , no.

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

Edit: im assuming you're talking about the cheeseburger casserole part. I understand there are many questionable things with my post.

 

Using wonton wrappers as lasagna noodles absolutely works, though. Especially if you're cooking for vegans as wonton wraps are usually just flour and water

[Biggie]

Why would I cook for vegans? And if I did it wouldn’t be some half ass american cheese wonton wrapper lasagna. 

[Joe]

17 minutes ago, Biggie said:

Why would I cook for vegans? And if I did it wouldn’t be some half ass american cheese wonton wrapper lasagna. 

You’re not cooking for anyone but yourself, fam.

[Biggie]

14 minutes ago, Joe said:

You’re not cooking for anyone but yourself, fam.

I cook for your Mom, you racist pos. 

[Joe]

1 minute ago, Biggie said:

I cook for your Mom, you racist pos. 

Don’t do your mom jokes, some of our posters claim both of their parents are dead.

[Biggie]

1 hour ago, Joe said:

Don’t do your mom jokes, some of our posters claim both of their parents are dead.

I don’t claim. They are both deceased. You inconsiderate piece of racist shit. Eat a dick. 

[Joe]

41 minutes ago, Biggie said:

I don’t claim. They are both deceased. You inconsiderate piece of racist shit. Eat a dick. 

 

So why are you making your mom jokes?

[Joe]

Just now, Rachel said:

Because it’s funny

 

But then he gets mad.

[Joe]

6 minutes ago, Rachel said:

Yeah well can you blame him I mean his mom died and you’re racist 

 

Why am i racist lol?

[Brian]

On 3/1/2021 at 7:32 PM, Fizzzzle said:

If you want to make an easy lasagna, use wonton wraps instead of lasagna noodles as your pasta. You don't have to soak them or anything, just layer them. 

Just buy oven ready lasagna sheets. No need to boil them. Easier and tastier than shitty wonton wraps. 

[Fizzzzle]

8 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

Just buy oven ready lasagna sheets. No need to boil them. Easier and tastier than shitty wonton wraps. 

That's racist.

 

Also there is no difference in flavor. Whenever people try to get uppity about noodles, I'm like bitch it's starch and liquid. As long as you're cooking it to al dente, who the fuck cares what's in it. I've made chow mein with spaghetti before, it was delicious. I've made udon mac-and-cheese. The last time I made potstickers I used leftover semolina dough, they were the best potstickers I've ever had. You're mixing starch and water into a dough, do whatever you want. It's not rocket surgery.

[Biggie]

5 hours ago, Joe said:

 

Why am i racist lol?

That's what the world wants to know you racist pos. Why?

[AlwaysDyingX]

On 3/1/2021 at 12:39 PM, stepee said:

@BasemntDweller2

 

can we get some garfield up in here

 

 

I'm like a week late seeing this but sure 

[Biggie]

Where is my $1400 stimmie monies 

[Best]

2 hours ago, Biggie said:

Where is my $1400 stimmie monies 

 

I want that in 2 weeks. They better deliver.