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I am not touching the FF7 Remake. Major fucking spoilers. I am triple tagging spoilers.

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Despite the hatred I have had towards this game, I don't want to ruin anything for the people who want to enjoy it. I don't even want to put this in the main thread.

 

From reddit:

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OK this isn't even a fucking remake at this point. It is almost like spoiling a new FF game. Almost. 

Spoiler

 

Final Warning. 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler: the events of VII and AC have already happened in another timeline

 

Spoiler: the ghost things are Whispers of Fate that try to keep the characters in line with the original game

 

Spoiler: Biggs and Wedge live. Jessie unsure.

 

Spoiler: Sephiroth kills Barret, but the whisperers revert time

 

Spoiler: after the highway chase Cloud and co. fight the Whispers of Fate and beat them, making it so they're no longer bound by the original FFVII's storyline. During the battle the party is shown the clip of an old Nanaki with his cubs running towards a destroyed Midgar, Red XIII guesses it's a vision of the future that awaits them if they fail

 

Spoiler: Sephiroth shows up after beating them. Fight is basically AC-tier of anime bullshit with Aeris and Today joining in. Sephiroth gets a black wing mid-fight because of course he fucking does

 

Spoiler: Sephiroth travels back in time to stop himself. After beating Sephiroth, Cloud and the gang must stop Sephiroth, who despite helping them stop Sephiroth was still evil (because he's Sephiroth)

 

Spoiler: while this happens we flashback to Zack surviving his last stand in an alternate timeline

 

Spoiler: after beating Sephiroth he teleports Cloud to the "edge of creation" and asks for his help in "defying destiny... together". He refuses and fight similar to their final omnislash duel ensues

 

Spoiler: the party escapes Midgar. We continue Zack's scene with him walking to Midgar with a comatose Cloud holding on to him. Remake Aeris and alternative Zack sense each other

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Kal-El814 said:

Seriously, anyone who's remotely invested in this game and doesn't like spoilers should stay far fucking away from this thread.

 

This thread is maybe kinda a mess. Just, if you really don't want to be spoiled, leave the tread. 

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Yeah, I am not even mad about the "episodic" shit cuz

 

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it literally isn't now.  But I can't even say I'll play this eventually now. This isn't what I wanted. I got fucking Nomura'd.

 

EDIT - Kal wuz also here

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1 hour ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said:

 

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Seems like the kind of thing that would make it feel new for old fans, but could lose new comers.

 

 

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No sounds the opposite of what you said.

 

Have you ever heard any of the new Eminem albums? They are terrible, but for some reason people like them.

 

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17 minutes ago, number305 said:
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It is an alternate timeline. Sephiroth is literally a time traveler. This game is basically a sequel to Advent Children rather than a remake. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

I mean how could this get any dumber than charging $59.99 for game 1 out of however-many with no actual plan in sight?

 

 

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lol. That isn't even an issue anymore. I can't say this game was divided into parts anymore.

 

It would be like saying Marvel movies are divided into parts.

 

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1 hour ago, Bacon said:

Yeah, I am not even mad about the "episodic" shit cuz it literally isn't now.  But I can't even say I'll play this eventually now. This isn't what I wanted. I got fucking Nomura'd.

 

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1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said:

Okay, all.

 

Apologies to everyone I edited in here. Probably cut too close to the bone with my edits but... better safe than sorry.

 

I read all the spoilers so if something slips through @ me and I will edit as quickly as work allows.

Nah the edits are fine. I don't blame you. There is nothing wrong with being hasty in this case. No one should get fucked over if they didn't want to. 

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3 minutes ago, Bacon said:

@Kal-El814 It doesn't. I just didn't black out that part until after he quoted me because I didn't know if I should spoiler mark that part or not. I didn't but then I felt like it should be blocked so I edited it, but he quoted me too fast. 

Too Fast For Love baby

 

And I was already on the "fuck this remake" train but yeah, get me an express ticket. Between this and RE 3 Remake missing like half the shit from the original, what a month for highly-awaited remakes.

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15 minutes ago, Dodger said:

If all that is true they should have called this a Re-imaging rather than a Remake. I'll just wait until it's all done and buy the "Definitive Edition" whenever the fuck that comes out. 

It is 100% true. There are webms going around now. BIG FUCKING SPOILER IN INSTANT PLAYING VIDEO FORMAT. Will be triple spoiler'd. 

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LITERAL GAME CHANGING SPOILER

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INVOLVES BARRET. FINAL WARNING. Video has no audio but will auto play the second you open up the spoiler.

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OK maybe not that game changing

 

 

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Chris- said:

This seems...good?

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Did y'all really want the exact same story from over 20 years ago? 

 

Yes, but better graphics and better translation. No more "this guy are sick". 

 

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And it isn't even a remake anymore. That was a lie. This is a sequel. 

 

HERE BE KAL

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