b_m_b_m_b_m Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife sliced off his manhood, loses toes due to toxic water at Camp Lejeune WWW.FOX32CHICAGO.COM John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife Lorena Bobbitt infamously chopped off his penis with a kitchen knife in 1993, has lost all of his toes due to side effects from an illness he claims he sustained while based at... But TIL he’s a giant piece of shit for reasons of just directly but tangentially related to the reason for his dick getting cut off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 What a jerk off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Guy with foot problems? Maybe he should make a d1p account! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 43 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said: What a jerk off. Bruh, he can’t. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 He did a porno after the incident that made him infamous. An ad for it said "John Bobbitt Uncut", but that's not what the news said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 So does he have a penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamusha Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 5 minutes ago, Biggie said: So does he have a penis? After his ex-wife cut it off she drove around with it for a bit before throwing it into someone’s yard. After his penis was found they were able to reattach it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 5 minutes ago, Biggie said: So does he have a penis? Of course It's in a jar on his shelf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Just now, Kamusha said: After his ex-wife cut it off she drove around with it for a bit before throwing it into someone’s yard. After his penis was found they were able to reattach it. Jesus that’s incredible. Imagine if a dog/animal had found it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 7 minutes ago, Biggie said: Jesus that’s incredible. Imagine if a dog/animal had found it first. Who says one didn't? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamusha Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 17 minutes ago, Biggie said: Jesus that’s incredible. Imagine if a dog/animal had found it first. Then Rex gets a little treat for being a good boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 11 minutes ago, Kamusha said: Then Rex gets a little treat for being a good boy. Imma good boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 9 minutes ago, Biggie said: Imma good boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 3 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Guy with foot problems? Maybe he should make a d1p account! But are both of his thumbs fully intact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 A dickless man is an outspoken chud? Life is truly beyond parody. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Yea I read this article the other day. I cannot fathom the sheer pain he must have felt when his wife sliced off his dick. Jfc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 hours ago, Kamusha said: After his ex-wife cut it off she drove around with it for a bit before throwing it into someone’s yard. After his penis was found they were able to reattach it. Imagine going outside and finding a dick in the grass. Actually..... nevermind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 8 minutes ago, Reputator said: Imagine going outside and finding a dick in the grass. Actually..... nevermind. If this event had happened a few years later or the show debued a few seasons earlier this would have definitely been an episode of South Park where the boys found a new toy, fought over it, Cartman inevitably did something horrible to "win" the competition of who gets it, and then starts playing it like a flute or something right as everyone finds out what it really is..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 hour ago, best3444 said: Yea I read this article the other day. I cannot fathom the sheer pain he must have felt when his wife sliced off his dick. Jfc. Probably just thought he was getting a little morning head, those women can be toothy AM I RIGHT FELLAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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