TwinIon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I hate how much I want to watch this. I also hate that it makes me root for Zuck, even though I'm pretty sure that Zuck would destroy Elon. I'd put money on him right now, but I also suspect that Zuck would train like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 8 hours ago, Amazatron said: Zuck also just ran a 20 minute 5K (6:26 min/mi), which takes a good amount of fitness. Holy shit, even at my current peak I can only get a 7:48 min/mi…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Hopefully Tom from MySpace runs in and clobbers both with a chair. And by chair I mean machete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 36 minutes ago, MarSolo said: Hopefully Tom from MySpace runs in and clobbers both with a chair. And by chair I mean machete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I really think one of the great things that society could accomplish is to completely disengage with this entire thing if it happens and not tune in to whatever platform that streams this. The lolz from their reaction of the poor ratings would be better than anything this match will provide. There is no way people have the willpower to allow this to happen but it would be a dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, stepee said: I really think one of the great things that society could accomplish is to complete disengage with this entire thing if it happens and not tune in to whatever platform that streams this. The lolz from their reaction of the poor ratings would be better than anything this match will provide. There is no way people have the willpower to allow this to happen but it would be a dream. Watch it on china owned TikTok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 19 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: Watch it on china owned TikTok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 He has 10 kids?? That's a lot of non-calls on Father's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 14 hours ago, thewhyteboar said: He has 10 kids?? That's a lot of non-calls on Father's Day. The only thing Musk loves more than himself is unsheathed nutting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: The only thing Musk loves more than himself is unsheathed nutting. To be fair, condoms suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 23 minutes ago, TUFKAK said: To be fair, condoms suck. While true, I can't help but laugh when I read this and remember you were just going back and forth with Ominous about not wanting kids in a thread over on The Shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Nokra said: While true, I can't help but laugh when I read this and remember you were just going back and forth with Ominous about not wanting kids in a thread over on The Shower. I had a vasectomy and have juiced since I was 17 my swimmers are long dead and I cut the pool out they’d swim in. Worry free cream pies for all my women 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Hallmark movie of the century? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 And the win goes to Zuck for not being under his mother's thumb? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signifyin(g)Monkey Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 14 hours ago, TUFKAK said: I had a vasectomy and have juiced since I was 17 my swimmers are long dead and I cut the pool out they’d swim in. Worry free cream pies for all my women 😂 True story, a former coworker of mine who was convinced he had been infertile since he turned forty discovered at age 65 that he had a twenty year old son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Signifyin(g)Monkey said: True story, a former coworker of mine who was convinced he had been infertile since he turned forty discovered at age 65 that he had a twenty year old son. Considering my fsh and lh were undetectable for years prior to cutting my balls open/getting my spe count which was also undetected imma go ahead and say I’d need divine intervention to get a sex trophy and since I’m not King Arthur I can’t beseech the heavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Look guys it’s fine, if Tufkak has a child out there somewhere we obviously will bring them to d1p and raise them together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 minute ago, stepee said: Look guys it’s fine, if Tufkak has a child out there somewhere we obviously will bring them to d1p and raise them together. Cause that shit ain’t getting into my money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Internet raised or internet broiled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 If the proceeds of this go to charity, then let's go all in, loser dies, winner is executed via a random number generator, hundreds of millions of dollars go to the men & women of the U.S. who are effectively exhausted over their bullshit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 On 6/26/2023 at 1:27 AM, Air_Delivery said: Cancel culture starts at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 On 6/25/2023 at 11:27 PM, Air_Delivery said: The true epitome of alpha maleness. mommy said no so I can’t 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 52 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: I wouldn't describe either as athletic or built like a fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 17 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: I wouldn't describe either as athletic or built like a fridge. No, like a literal fridge. As in, a large immobile rectangular/box-like shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: No, like a literal fridge. As in, a large immobile rectangular/box-like shape. The Mountain is a fridge, musk is more like a sack of landscaping waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 27 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: The Mountain is a fridge, musk is more like a sack of landscaping waste. The Mountain is a mountain. Possibly a tank. ^This is a fridge. Notice the amount of food it seems to store in itself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperSpreader said: I wouldn't describe either as athletic or built like a fridge. To be fair though a lot of his performance results, if they’re legit, I doubt I’d be able to do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: The Mountain is a mountain. Possibly a tank. ^This is a fridge. Notice the amount of food it seems to store in itself. Truly the pinnacle of physical masculinity. Sad thing is if he worked he’s got a decent base to start from though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 I still love that posting that photo got Kanye banned from Twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Fuck both these people... but there isn't a person on the planet who needs a good ass kicking more than Elon Musk, so I'm all for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 28 minutes ago, ort said: Fuck both these people Gross. No thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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