Guest Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 What is ‘soaking’? The Mormon teen sex act going viral NYPOST.COM Mormons on social media say that 'soaking' — when a man and a woman engage in penetrative sex without thrusting — isn't just an urban legend. One of my ex-Mormon friends told me about this story going around, but she had been out of that scene for a long time. @GeneticBlueprinthave you heard about this? Is this real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Poor @GeneticBlueprint - he had to address this..."issue"...on the Discord server as well 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Stuff like this always confuses me. I’m an atheist but I feel like I have more respect for the god these people worship, since I wouldn’t have any delusions about whether or not I could fool him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Just now, Kal-El814 said: Stuff like this always confuses me. I’m an atheist but I feel like I have more respect for the god these people worship, since I wouldn’t have any delusions about whether or not I could fool him. Remember the whole anal sex loophole thing from 10 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Just now, Jason said: Remember the whole anal sex loophole thing from 10 years ago? Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Does the inevitable virgin pregnancy count as immaculate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Just now, Ghost_MH said: Does the inevitable virgin pregnancy count as immaculate? Okay. Okay. Okay. I know I’m an atheist, former Catholic and everything, but this drives me bananas. Immaculate conception = Mary being conceived free from the taint of original sin Virgin birth = Mary giving birth to Jesus while being a virgin I don’t know if @Commissar SFLUFAN gets ruffled by this like I do, maybe we should have a support group. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 I don't know why the fuck I clicked on that but...here it is: “When I returned from my Mormon mission and moved to Provo, Utah, I heard rumors about ‘soaking,’ which is when a male places his penis in a woman’s vagina and that is it. No moving. No thrusting. No orgasms,” 36-year-old Gary Knauer, who lives in Oregon, told The Post. “I talked to a few friends who had ‘soaked.’ I hear that Mormons still do this.” Turns out whisky turns me Mormon, who knew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said: Okay. Okay. Okay. I know I’m an atheist, former Catholic and everything, but this drives me bananas. Immaculate conception = Mary being conceived free from the taint of original sin Virgin birth = Mary giving birth to Jesus while being a virgin I don’t know if @Commissar SFLUFAN gets ruffled by this like I do, maybe we should have a support group. Ha! I'm Protestant, never been Catholic, so I never bothered learning about the differentiation there. EVERYONE uses it in that context. You people must truly be suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Ghost_MH said: Ha! I'm Protestant, never been Catholic, so I never bothered learning about the differentiation there. EVERYONE uses it in that context. You people must truly be suffering. In true Catholic fashion, almost every Catholic I know fucks this up the exact same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: In true Catholic fashion, almost every Catholic I know fucks this up the exact same way. In an fairness, my joke doesn't quite work the same without the fuck up and that sounds more important to me than keeping definitions right to Catholics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazatron Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 So when Ben Shapiro does it is it called “drying”? 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 I thought this was going to be the alcohol up the ass thing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dodger said: I thought this was going to be the alcohol up the ass thing again. This made me remember jenkem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Soaking is old news, I thought this was going to be something new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 This feels like one of those things that isn't actually real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, ort said: This feels like one of those things that isn't actually real. For sure. Which is why I needed @GeneticBlueprintto verify. Need trustworthy sources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, sblfilms said: For sure. Which is why I needed @GeneticBlueprintto verify. Need trustworthy sources Tragically we lost him to the knockout game 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 4 hours ago, sblfilms said: For sure. Which is why I needed @GeneticBlueprintto verify. Need trustworthy sources Always heard the term but I don't think it's real. Just a meme turned real life for some reason. Literally never met anyone that has done that. And I know plenty of people who would admit to it if they had done it. - GeneticBlueprint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Always heard the term but I don't think it's real. Just a meme turned real life for some reason. Literally never met anyone that has done that. And I know plenty of people who would admit to it if they had done it. - GeneticBlueprint Thank you for quoting my Discord response to this here. Yeah... this isn't real. I know plenty of people that would admit to this had they done it. Also, when I was leaving my faith behind I listened to tons of Mormon-themed podcasts (still do on occasion) where people talked about their time in the faith and losing their faith and challenges they had. I've probably listened to and read a few thousand exit stories at this point. Nobody is shy about the "sins" they've committed once they've left the faith. In these literally thousands of exit stories nobody has mentioned having "soaked". That's why I don't believe it's real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 7 hours ago, sblfilms said: What is ‘soaking’? The Mormon teen sex act going viral NYPOST.COM Mormons on social media say that 'soaking' — when a man and a woman engage in penetrative sex without thrusting — isn't just an urban legend. One of my ex-Mormon friends told me about this story going around, but she had been out of that scene for a long time. @GeneticBlueprinthave you heard about this? Is this real? See my previous post in this thread. Forgot to mention you. 7 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Poor @GeneticBlueprint - he had to address this..."issue"...on the Discord server as well I'm always happy to discuss the weirdness of Mormonism. This isn't a thing though so unfortunately there's nothing to discuss. 4 hours ago, Kal-El814 said: Tragically we lost him to the knockout game Insert gif that's the opposite of captainamericaiunderstoodthatreference.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 32 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: Insert gif that's the opposite of captainamericaiunderstoodthatreference.gif The panic around the knockout game implied it was a thing happening all the time, but it wasn't actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 43 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: Thank you for quoting my Discord response to this here. Yeah... this isn't real. I know plenty of people that would admit to this had they done it. Also, when I was leaving my faith behind I listened to tons of Mormon-themed podcasts (still do on occasion) where people talked about their time in the faith and losing their faith and challenges they had. I've probably listened to and read a few thousand exit stories at this point. Nobody is shy about the "sins" they've committed once they've left the faith. In these literally thousands of exit stories nobody has mentioned having "soaked". That's why I don't believe it's real. This is a deep fake long game cover for the LDS I've never been more convinced of anything else in my life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Apparently Louis XIV was a soaker. X-rays reveal censored portions of Marie Antoinette’s letters to Swedish count ARSTECHNICA.COM French Queen had secret correspondence with her rumored lover, Hans Axel von Fersen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Professional just-the-tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 Virgins chime in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Virgins chime in One of my favorite satire accounts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: One of my favorite satire accounts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jason said: Uh-huh. It's satire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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