Jason Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/goes-toilet-paper-shortages-likely-173500902.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Article says it also blocked coffee, so people will be pooping less to compensate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Happy for a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 I re-upped a couple months ago. The only thing is they don't have the 12 packs any longer so I had got get a 4. The big ones last me a year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 1, 2021 Author Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I re-upped a couple months ago. The only thing is they don't have the 9 packs any longer so I had got get a 4. The big ones last me a year!  Nine rolls lasts you a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Jason said: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/goes-toilet-paper-shortages-likely-173500902.html Doesn't even make sense. I get it if you're in Africa, Asia, or Europe but to America?    The article cites cheese and ikea, why the fuck would italy france or sweden go that route to come to American ports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jason said:  Nine rolls lasts you a year?  I think it's the 12 pack actually, this thing  Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper, 12 Mega Rolls - Walmart.com - Walmart.com WWW.WALMART.COM Free 2-day shipping on qualified orders over $35. Buy Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper, 12 Mega Rolls at Walmart.com  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:  I think it's the 12 pack actually, this thing  Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper, 12 Mega Rolls - Walmart.com - Walmart.com WWW.WALMART.COM Free 2-day shipping on qualified orders over $35. Buy Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper, 12 Mega Rolls at Walmart.com  Bro I use a roll a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: Bro I use a roll a week.  Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Happy for a bidet.  I bought a Costco pack of toilet paper 2 years ago, still have half of it. I just leave it for guests. A $25 bidet and I don’t have to worry about tp anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 1, 2021 Author Share Posted April 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: Bro I use a roll a week.  I get too many of those wiping a marker poops to use so little tp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Happy for a bidet. I just got one two days ago.  Live in Europe for 10 years, never use one. Girlfriend gets one, I get myself one within two weeks.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Bidets are a great investment and more hygienic. I suggest everyone should get one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Dodger said:  I bought a Costco pack of toilet paper 2 years ago, still have half of it. I just leave it for guests. A $25 bidet and I don’t have to worry about tp anymore. Did you get one of those bidet attachments for your toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Joe said: Did you get one of those bidet attachments for your toilet? Yeah I just got an attachment not a whole new toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Joe said: Did you get one of those bidet attachments for your toilet? FWIW, I also got an attachment style device, the Tushy (Classic Clean 3.0). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Nokra said: FWIW, I also got an attachment style device, the Tushy (Classic Clean 3.0).  Easy to install? I briefly looked into one, but I think it said you can't do it if your toilet isn't parallel to your sink. I'm kinda hoping I misread that because I want one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Joe said:  Easy to install? I briefly looked into one, but I think it said you can't do it if your toilet isn't parallel to your sink. I'm kinda hoping I misread that because I want one! Very easy, took me maybe 5-10 minutes. No leaks, fits well, etc. At least with the Tushy models, they include a hose and splitter adapter to go from the water source (wall) to the toilet. If your water source is far away for some reason (or your toilet's water hookup is difficult to access and you want to use a sink hookup) they encourage you to go to a hardware store and buy whatever length of hose you need. They make it really easy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Nokra said: Very easy, took me maybe 5-10 minutes. No leaks, fits well, etc. At least with the Tushy models, they include a hose and splitter adapter to go from the water source (wall) to the toilet. If your water source is far away for some reason (or your toilet's water hookup is difficult to access and you want to use a sink hookup) they encourage you to go to a hardware store and buy whatever length of hose you need. They make it really easy.  Did you have to run a flexible pipe from your sink to your toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 I just realized that's only if you want hot water, too. Hopefully the cold water won't freeze my butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iculus Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Joe said: I just realized that's only if you want hot water, too. Hopefully the cold water won't freeze my butthole. The involuntary pucker helps tweak out the last little rosebud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 Emergency announced in Suez Canal as 'Ever Given' container ship returns WWW.THENATIONALNEWS.COM Vessel that blocked waterway in March returns with heavier load than before  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 After last winters fun, I now keep around a 50-60 roll buffer in the garage. We live in strange times people, stock up (but don't be that guy) and keep your poopers clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 15 hours ago, Mr.Vic20 said: After last winters fun, I now keep around a 50-60 roll buffer in the garage. We live in strange times people, stock up (but don't be that guy) and keep your poopers clean. I bidet the day away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 15 hours ago, Mr.Vic20 said: After last winters fun, I now keep around a 50-60 roll buffer in the garage. We live in strange times people, stock up (but don't be that guy) and keep your poopers clean.  Don't be that guy, but have 60 rolls of TP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:  Don't be that guy, but have 60 rolls of TP? I run a family, that's nothing. "That guy" is the the people who literally bought hundreds of rolls last year and filled rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 60 rolls would probably take me over 5 years to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: 60 rolls would probably take me over 5 years to use. Sure, because you are an adult who fully understands how to wipe you end(And might I say well done!) My youngest doesn't quite have the art down to an efficient science. He also seems to think that you can solve any problem by throwing TP on top of it. As for my oldest, she lives in a separate part of the house while attending college and he boyfriend stays over so its like we have a 5 person home now. And now you have entirely too much of an understanding of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 38 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said:  And now you have entirely too much of an understanding of my house.  You were in a cult and you certainly know how to run one. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: 60 rolls would probably take me over 5 years to use. Amateur. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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