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2 minutes ago, Ominous said:

But 200+ years ago some white dudes that owned slaves wrote words... Sorry, nothing we can do. 

Words about smoothbore fucking muskets that assholes use to justify owning weapons of mass destruction (yes an assault rifle is a weapon of mass destruction [and no I don't care if a gun fetishist says I'm using the wrong terminology]).

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1 hour ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

The suspect is an Army firearms instructor stationed out of Saco, ME.

 

According to law enforcement, the suspect recently reported mental health issues including hearing voices and threats to shoot up the National Guard base in Saco. He was also reported to have been committed to a mental health facility for 2 weeks in the summer of 2023.
 

 

The right has their scapegoat now. They will proceed to talk about solving mental health, not actually do anything about it, and let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

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10 hours ago, thewhyteboar said:

Words about smoothbore fucking muskets that assholes use to justify owning weapons of mass destruction (yes an assault rifle is a weapon of mass destruction [and no I don't care if a gun fetishist says I'm using the wrong terminology]).


 

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. 

 

Just as the founding fathers intended.

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2 hours ago, osxmatt said:


 

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. 

 

Just as the founding fathers intended.

Now that's a movie!

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