Derek

I think it was 7 or 6

I'm probably going to buy a lot of digital games.

That is a long ass boss battle.

I'll let you sit on my lap and play video games, for free.

Can we co-op?

I haven't been.

Planescape Torment... Icewind Dale... I cannot get any harder. Growing up, my dad used to always tell me to 'go get him a Switch'. Sure, the beatings that followed were pretty severe, but now I know he was just teaching me a lesson for this point in life... that through pain brings pleasure. Nintendo. Fuck ya!

She can strap that thing on and level up my character any day of the week.

And you're going to just gobble it up... Ain't ya? Yeah. We're going to gobble that right up.

720p? Welcome to the future, boys. Buckle up.

Secret of Mana collection. Contra collection. Both available today. Nintendo is making me rock hard again.

Looks aight.

Lol. 'duty' is like 'doody'

https://www.google.com/amp/s/kotaku.com/new-switch-discount-program-is-unnecessarily-complicate-1834818311/amp Pay 100 bucks to 'maybe' save 20 bucks on old games.

Microsoft named their console after Sir Mix-A-Lot's incredibly large penis and, oddly enough, they named their company after mine.