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Besides the graphical effects accompanying it, I see absolutely nothing here gameplay-wise that even looks remotely exciting. I just think the whole affair looks very pedestrian beyond its "cool concept" aspirations. The environments are absurdly dull, the gunplay looks like every other bog-standard TPS and the movement still reminds me of that sluggish Alan Wake style. Granted, you can hurl shit in the environment at enemies but that's far from a novel gameplay idea. But...it has floating bodies...crazy. And how many times has that "insert battery into slot to turn power back on to get through door" puzzle been done? And Generic Factory #897 aesthetics in 2019, killer.
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That smug photo immediately makes me want to do several loads of laundry at once just to spite her.
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Reminder: Today is national Dress Like A Cow Day for free Chick Fil-A
Bloodporne replied to SaysWho?'s topic in The Shower
Is there any day left that isn't some sort of national-something-day to promote some crappy product nobody needs? -
I've had the door closed for A/C reasons with my cat inside. He wakes me up to get out. I let him out and close the door again. Five seconds later he's clawing and screaming like Jason Vorhees is coming to get back in...all at like 4 AM.
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Television Seinfeld premiered 30 years ago today
Bloodporne replied to SaysWho?'s topic in The Performing Arts Centre
Still watch it regularly honestly. It's always on somewhere and if it's not, I'll throw on an episode or two via streaming anyway. My favorite seasons are still the later ones. It always felt like they got more absurd, mean-spirited, and therefore funny, as the show went along. The whole running gag of George's fiance fucking dying from the stamps is one of my favorite moments of sheer misanthropy and the cherry on top of this show. One of the funniest moments of the entire show though, lord: And never forget The Merv Griffin Show. -
I've somehow managed to avoid watching The Office (US) and just recently started watching it here and there while preparing dinner or something along those lines. I actually really like it by now and it's pretty damn funny. I just started season 3 and it feels like it's definitely becoming more outlandish, which I like a lot. So far: 9/10
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General Gaming Welcome me back with open arms
Bloodporne replied to maddux4163's topic in The Spawn Point
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Philosophically, what's the point of frozen pizza?
Bloodporne replied to Chris-'s topic in The Shower
I've only actually ordered chain pizza myself once in my life, recently in Baltimore. It was absolutely fucking atrocious. The frozen pizza I have had was definitely better than this shit. I recently saw a Domino's delivery car in Manhattan and wondered who in god's name would do such a thing in a place where you can't walk two blocks without killer pizza. -
I have two cats. Any closed door is a biblical disaster to these little creatures, so no.
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Since everyone is dying to find out, one of the best dates I've been on and we've got a second one planned. That makes this thread less stupid in hindsight, phew.
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General Gaming What are you playing today?
Bloodporne replied to CastlevaniaNut18's topic in The Spawn Point
I was going to pick up Bloodstained on PS4 after a rather eventful and outdoorsy three days but the price tag brought that to a screeching halt. For some reason I was convinced it was $19.99. I'll get it on sale down the road. -
General Gaming I think I prefer indie games
Bloodporne replied to JosephManderley's topic in The Spawn Point
I got it free with PS+ and I've tried to get through the tutorial stages three times now and I just turn it off. There's seemingly so much shit to learn, for some reason I get overwhelmed and annoyed and just quit.