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Bloodporne

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  1. Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic because Long Island makes Israel look Christian.
  2. As in Jews who love Good & Plenty? By the way, Bagel Boss is the shit.
  3. I don't even know if S2 was objectively even bad or that boring but it sure was an incredibly forgettable wet fart for me after S1 basically firing on all cylinders. I actually don't even remember what the hell happened in it necessarily.
  4. I haven't started it yet but this kind of thing tends to annoy the shit out of me. Season 2 felt superfluous and forgettable to me overall so I hope between this and my already non-existent hype, I'll still get some enjoyment out of it.
  5. It's like they read my Indie Cliches post in that other thread and decided to make that game.
  6. Besides the graphical effects accompanying it, I see absolutely nothing here gameplay-wise that even looks remotely exciting. I just think the whole affair looks very pedestrian beyond its "cool concept" aspirations. The environments are absurdly dull, the gunplay looks like every other bog-standard TPS and the movement still reminds me of that sluggish Alan Wake style. Granted, you can hurl shit in the environment at enemies but that's far from a novel gameplay idea. But...it has floating bodies...crazy. And how many times has that "insert battery into slot to turn power back on to get through door" puzzle been done? And Generic Factory #897 aesthetics in 2019, killer.
  7. That smug photo immediately makes me want to do several loads of laundry at once just to spite her.
  8. All aboard the hype train! Absolutely love Akira, great news. Even if it sucks, at least they tried.
  9. I can start role-playing Outraged Racist Ariel Fanatic With Disney Tattoos Who Works At A Call Center In Ohio so you guys have someone to really rage against, any takers?
  10. Is there any day left that isn't some sort of national-something-day to promote some crappy product nobody needs?
  11. I've had the door closed for A/C reasons with my cat inside. He wakes me up to get out. I let him out and close the door again. Five seconds later he's clawing and screaming like Jason Vorhees is coming to get back in...all at like 4 AM.
  12. Still watch it regularly honestly. It's always on somewhere and if it's not, I'll throw on an episode or two via streaming anyway. My favorite seasons are still the later ones. It always felt like they got more absurd, mean-spirited, and therefore funny, as the show went along. The whole running gag of George's fiance fucking dying from the stamps is one of my favorite moments of sheer misanthropy and the cherry on top of this show. One of the funniest moments of the entire show though, lord: And never forget The Merv Griffin Show.
  13. I've somehow managed to avoid watching The Office (US) and just recently started watching it here and there while preparing dinner or something along those lines. I actually really like it by now and it's pretty damn funny. I just started season 3 and it feels like it's definitely becoming more outlandish, which I like a lot. So far: 9/10
  14. I've only actually ordered chain pizza myself once in my life, recently in Baltimore. It was absolutely fucking atrocious. The frozen pizza I have had was definitely better than this shit. I recently saw a Domino's delivery car in Manhattan and wondered who in god's name would do such a thing in a place where you can't walk two blocks without killer pizza.
  15. I have two cats. Any closed door is a biblical disaster to these little creatures, so no.
  16. Since everyone is dying to find out, one of the best dates I've been on and we've got a second one planned. That makes this thread less stupid in hindsight, phew.
  17. I was going to pick up Bloodstained on PS4 after a rather eventful and outdoorsy three days but the price tag brought that to a screeching halt. For some reason I was convinced it was $19.99. I'll get it on sale down the road.
  18. I got it free with PS+ and I've tried to get through the tutorial stages three times now and I just turn it off. There's seemingly so much shit to learn, for some reason I get overwhelmed and annoyed and just quit.
  19. Cool, I assume this is sarcasm that flew way the fuck over my head...otherwise I have no idea.
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