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    I actually really like Devil's Rejects and this doesn't sit well with me in regards to that film's ending. I thought that ending was specifically cool because they clearly fucking died together in a last moment of defiance essentially. It's like he's purposely shitting on his entire filmography's best moment. @Greatoneshere I've unfortunately wasted about half an hour on The Lords of Salem and about an hour on his Halloween remake. Both were utter dog shit. His Halloween especially was tasteless, arrogant nonsense. And is there any film at this point that Danny Trejo isn't in?
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    I forgot he always has fifty thousand boxes of various cereals in his apartment as well. PS: What heathen goes to a diner and doesn't order legit American breakfast?
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    I've definitely had a side of cereal at a diner now and then for breakfast. Nothing I really see often or anything but they certainly offer it, yeah. Maybe used as some in-joke in the show?
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    Just the fact they dropped the word "experience" made me shudder in fear of this new store design already.
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    That's actually a really cool design, would be curious to see it in person for the textures etc.
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    Samurai Shodown V Special I'm so incredibly bad at this game yet having fun. The art and soundtrack are both gorgeous.
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    Joke's on you, I've just been holding back all my heinous plans until this right moment.
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    I'll definitely get myself banned while you're away as a surprise.
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    Having recently attempted to replay it, the gameplay is even shittier than I remembered it and it didn't even leave a good impression when I did like the game initially. It's almost baffling this followed Max Payne which still has great gameplay in my opinion. I keep thinking of Remedy as a cool dev because of Max Payne 1 and 2's gameplay and then realize that was it.
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    See above, I was talking about the character of Elaine specifically, not necessarily JLD.
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    She's basically a psycho and dresses even worse...yet I was totally into her. That's why 'weirdly' for me.
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    Did you play Prey per chance? Not Lovecraft by name but...it's very Lovecrafty and a fantastic game. I'm really just saying it because basically every actual Lovecraft game seems doomed to mediocrity at best.
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    That Max Payne boss fight with the drugged-out Satanist guy in that Valhalla club is still branded in my gaming memories. Those first two were great stuff.
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    Elaine was weirdly attractive to me as well...and I'm definitely a better boyfriend than fucking Puddy!
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    I think the show just got better and better. I can't remember exactly remember where I kind of "drew the line", but I always remember the first two seasons maybe being just not that funny. The meaner and more outlandish it got, the funnier the show was. I loved all the ridiculous shit with Peterman going to the jungle, Jackie Chiles and what not.
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    I did, until I gained 10 lbs
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    He's 100% on that. I'm pretty sure bagels are the one thing on LI that actually bring any and all races, creeds and social classes together in one store. Having to cut back on my previously daily bagel consumption is one of the worst blows of my 30's thus far.
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    ...aaaaaannndddd Bruce Dickinson is also a quite documented, well, dick. And I say that as a fan of the band. I'm sure however that their team of lawyers are even bigger dicks so who knows if this ever even reached the band.
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    "I'll have the salmon!"
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    I've always secretly loved that Seinfeld is just playing himself and truly is as mean in real life. Love Comedians In Cars... for it.
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    I hope he totally trashed this dude's house and shit in his bed when he got home in a total thug life move.
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    More like Dickinson-ish
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    I'll be picking this up when it hits PS4, game looks great.
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