I got a raise at work that involved switching to a completely new shift, and I thought of this thread. My body never wants me to shit when I'm not at home, apparently. I had a pretty regular poop time (mid-late morning) while I worked second shift. Now that I'm on first shift, and that would be in the middle of my work day, I don't have to go at all. I'm not holding it in or anything. I don't mind doing it at work, but I just never need to. It's weird.