Jason Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/05/us/5-year-old-driver-utah-trnd/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 This kid is going places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I would like to commend the officers of the Utah Highway Patrol. How they were able to discern a 5 year old from any other fucktard on the road here is truly admirable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Funny. I will say I’m surprised the cop left him in the driver seat and went back to his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 30 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: I would like to commend the officers of the Utah Highway Patrol. How they were able to discern a 5 year old from any other fucktard on the road here is truly admirable. They barely did, story says they thought it was a drunk driver until they pulled him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 58 minutes ago, Dodger said: This kid is going places. Not anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 but there are Lamborghini for sale in Utah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore D Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 5/5/2020 at 2:18 PM, Firewithin said: First image and statement that popped in my head as I read the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 What's with the kid's face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 They shouldn't charge anyone. A warning is enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: What's with the kid's face? He's a human headcrab. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 How was he tall enough to reach the pedals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 12 hours ago, Brick said: How was he tall enough to reach the pedals? Maybe he's the cousin of the giant baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Pulled over for driving to buy a lamborghini? Let me guess, he was black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 https://kutv.com/news/local/lamborghini-offers-pouring-in-for-5-year-old-utah-boy-who-stole-parents-suv Lamborghinis and by extension their owners are the douchiest super/luxury cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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