Chris- Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I have an accomplished track record in this department, so I will once again play point on the matter; he got run over by a truck, so let's buy that dude some fucking groceries. Here is the scoop: - He's still in his rehab facility, so the order isn't necessarily imminent; so it might be another few weeks before we order it. - We will be ordering from the Whole Foods in Walnut Creek. - The PayPal money pool is here: Groceries for Stepee PAYPAL.ME Let's buy our pal some fuckin' groceries. - I will cover any associated delivery fees, as well as the tip for the delivery driver. Participation is simple and follows the same rules as last time: - Pick as many items of your choosing as you wish, post what you are buying for stepee, and send the associated amount of money to the pool; - Have fun with it, but be at least passably reasonable; - stepee has a right to veto anything particularly unbecoming; and - Get a little weird with it, man. See if you can team up and make cute little meals for him; recreate @Bacon's diet. Make it entertaining! We'll collect stuff until (1) the order is ready to be placed and/or (2) we've bought significantly more food than he can reasonable eat/store for a sustainable amount of time (as dictated by stepee). So get in on the action while you still can! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Frozen bag of peas. Gotta have one of those on hand when dealing with your minor injuries. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I donated $50. Not sure what that gets from a whole foods in the Bay Area...maybe a pack of gum? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 You guys are the best. Seriously touched by how supportive everyone has been during this time. One thing I should mention is to probably focus on things that don’t exactly require cooking as I will not be standing besides brief periods for awhile, so even if inspired to do so, it would be quite difficult. Like anything I could put together in a couch, a bed, premade, snacks, etc would be great and I’ll try whatever! I should be able to get something in the microwave real quick, but that’s probably the extent. JUST NO CUCUMBER GATORADE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I chipped in $100. That should be enough for a loaf of bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Come on guys, it’s not that bad here, you can probably get TWO loafs of bread for $100! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 If anyone needs help picking anything, Rachel does know what I like food wise really well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, stepee said: If anyone needs help picking anything, Rachel does know what I like food wise really well. Do you have a freezer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, Joe said: Do you have a freezer? I do! I will have a freezer, fridge, and plan to get a small bedside fridge when I return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, Rachel said: He loves to eat cum buy him lots of cum I GET IT FOR FREE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, stepee said: Like anything I could put together in a couch, a bed, premade, snacks, etc would be great That's going to make the @Bacon day so easy- 26 minutes ago, stepee said: and I’ll try whatever! Nevermind! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Dinner - ramen with pork -Sun Noodle, Soup Ramen Mix Shoyu, 12.8 Ounce -Earthbound Farm, Organic Vegetable Tray with Ranch Dip, 36 Ounce -4505 Meats, Chicharrones Fried Pork Rinds, Sea Salt, 2.5 Ounce. Desert - Ice cream - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough Topped Non-Gmo 15.2 Oz Drink - Sparkling water - San Pellegrino, Momenti Sparkling Drink Clementine Peach, 11.15 Fl Oz, 6 Pack Some wet wipes to help keep your hands and body feeling refreshed -365 Everyday Value, Plant-Based Flushable Wipes,42 Count (Pack of 3) of course @stepee can veto anything. I don’t know allergies or if he hates certain types of food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 1. Late July Jalapeño Lime Chips. Please don’t be like Bacon and try to resell these. 2. Tres Pupusas, Spinach Cheese Pupusas. These are really fucking good. 3. Colameco’s, Spanish Brand Deli Meats. So you can see how much better it is than the Italian stuff lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Oh man this is sounding amazing already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, stepee said: Oh man this is sounding amazing already. Are you going to be able to pan fry or bake the pupusas or should I replace that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, Joe said: Are you going to be able to pan fry or bake the pupusas or should I replace that? I should be able to bake since it’s low, otherwise I can have my Dad do it when he is over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 $20 sent! Hope you like the goods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Oh those really are the exact same chips lol that’s a fucking awesome idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Here is the Bacon no prep "instant" diet Spoiler Sadly, whole foods can help you with this diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 A lot of chicken in the bacon diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 52 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: A lot of chicken in the bacon diet. This is not the bacon diet. This is the Bacon no prep "instant" diet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Someone help me pick what I should buy. I never did anything like this but I want to contribute. @Chris- you are a great dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 That's a lot of food that's going bad unless it's like $400 caviar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 After a certain point funds will be relayed as gift cards (Whole Foods, Uber Eats or some other delivery service) so he can order as he needs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rachel said: you did good on this especially the ice cream. Homeboy eats a pint at once. Once I saw you took prosciutto, I had to dig deep to remember what else he liked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Rachel said: he likes pasta salad Damn this fund is at $400 already. Maybe we could get him multiple trips then. It says I need to join Amazon Prime to buy this pasta salad I want to buy. @stepee would you be upset if I just contribute money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, best3444 said: It says I need to join Amazon Prime to buy this pasta salad I want to buy. @stepee would you be upset if I just contribute money? I went ahead and chipped in money. I hope it helps stepee in some way. GOD bless and continue to stay strong! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyle5150 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Rachel said: Okay since lots of people are sending money but not allocating it’s use, I am nominating use of funds for the following: Sorry! Something went wrong! WWW.AMAZON.COM he loves the weird core ice creams Sorry! Something went wrong! WWW.AMAZON.COM Sorry! Something went wrong! WWW.AMAZON.COM Sorry! Something went wrong! WWW.AMAZON.COM Sorry! Something went wrong! WWW.AMAZON.COM Amazon.com WWW.AMAZON.COM quantity x2 on that last one “Something went wrong”. Yeah, I don’t see tube steak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rachel said: You contribute the money and then tell Chris what you want. You have to use the link he posted so it’s for sure in stock at the Whole Foods near Stephen. I see. Let me tell Chris want I want to order for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 $20 sent i hope you feel better soon! Maybe these because they're a delicious snack? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Honestly if this was TJs, I would pick a bonanza of food. I don’t shop that much at Whole Foods minus picking up that fresh sun ramen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 @stepee's sodium intake gonna see a rapid increase once he's back home. That said I'm totally down to send a care package of my favorite instant ramen and Asian snacks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 50 minutes ago, Remarkableriots said: $20 sent i hope you feel better soon! Maybe these because they're a delicious snack? I apologize but I need to use veto power here as I don’t really like nuts so I’m not sure if so would eat those 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 31 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: @stepee's sodium intake gonna see a rapid increase once he's back home. That said I'm totally down to send a care package of my favorite instant ramen and Asian snacks Sadly it will probably stay about the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, stepee said: Sadly it will probably stay about the same! Instant ramen and Asian snacks it is! Whole Foods would never deign to sell any of it, though. If you don't like seaweed flavored chips, you will by the time I'm done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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