TUFKAK Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 10/15/2023 at 1:43 PM, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Better than than the body noises. Meanwhile I’m losing my intestines here 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 I was tossing and turning all night and now I wonder if it was my body reacting to the toxic sludge bomb that was apparently brewing inside me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Couple of good colon scrapers today and I feel like I'm not even empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Feels bad when the toilet paper breaks and you get poop on your finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Jason said: Feels bad when the toilet paper breaks and you get poop on your finger. Happened to me the other week. I sniffed my finger, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 @Biggie what are you confused about? I got poop on my finger while wiping and I sniffed it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Just now, best3444 said: @Biggie what are you confused about? I got poop on my finger while wiping and I sniffed it... Why would you sniff shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Biggie said: Why would you sniff shit I don't. You're gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, best3444 said: I don't. You're gross! 22 hours ago, best3444 said: Happened to me the other week. I sniffed my finger, too. 14 minutes ago, best3444 said: @Biggie what are you confused about? I got poop on my finger while wiping and I sniffed it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 I'm in a goofy mood laughing at all this nonsense. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 You sniff the finger after washing your hands for 10 minutes afterwards, hoping that you’ve fully eliminated the shit smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Gotta hate sticking your finger through that TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 I don't know what I ate but my stomach is freaking out and I'm shitting straight fire water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Cooked a pancetta, white bean soup for dinner last night. Since then, I have been blasting fire water all morning. I had to get a Gatorade to recover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 On 11/19/2023 at 8:43 PM, Jason said: I don't know what I ate but my stomach is freaking out and I'm shitting straight fire water 2 hours ago, Brian said: Cooked a pancetta, white bean soup for dinner last night. Since then, I have been blasting fire water all morning. I had to get a Gatorade to recover. I had McDonald's and I am shitting nothing but pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Off I go to poop right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Poop is exiting my butthole at this very moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I am done pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. I have to start taking the prep at 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Jason said: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. I have to start taking the prep at 4. Aren't you a bit young for that? Good luck with the prep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 58 minutes ago, best3444 said: Aren't you a bit young for that? Good luck with the prep. Uh……do you read his poop posts? He needs a colonoscopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 11/27/2023 at 12:58 PM, Brian said: Cooked a pancetta, white bean soup for dinner last night. Since then, I have been blasting fire water all morning. I had to get a Gatorade to recover. Drop the recipe papi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 12/7/2023 at 1:42 PM, best3444 said: Aren't you a bit young for that? Good luck with the prep. You are supposed to start getting them by 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, stepee said: You are supposed to start getting them by 40. I thought it was 50. He didn't let us know how it went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, best3444 said: I thought it was 50. He didn't let us know how it went. It’s thought now it’s best to start colon cancer screening at 40 but definitely by 45 you should be doing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 12/7/2023 at 1:42 PM, best3444 said: Aren't you a bit young for that? Good luck with the prep. colitis 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jason said: colitis I had to look that up. Sorry to hear, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jason said: colitis Didn’t you already know you had this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 49 minutes ago, Joe said: Drop the recipe papi. Tuscan White Bean Soup WWW.SIPANDFEAST.COM Tuscan white bean soup with roated garlic and pancetta is a creamy, filling soup that's perfect with crusty bread and extra virgin olive oil. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Brian said: Tuscan White Bean Soup WWW.SIPANDFEAST.COM Tuscan white bean soup with roated garlic and pancetta is a creamy, filling soup that's perfect with crusty bread and extra virgin olive oil. fuck that sounds good I LOVE tuscan white beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 3 hours ago, stepee said: Didn’t you already know you had this? lol it's to monitor how I'm doing and to make sure I'm not getting colon cancer (increased risk) not to find out if if I have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jason said: lol it's to monitor how I'm doing and to make sure I'm not getting colon cancer (increased risk) not to find out if if I have it I read wrong and for some reason thought you were answering how it went! Either way, sorry you have to deal with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Once a day in the morning since you asked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Made some Dakgangjeong with oi muchim and baby bok choy for dinner. My morning shit is gonna be spicy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 major sludgeplosion on the airplane, one of those ones where your pants are a little looser afterward 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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