Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Just woke up to take middle of the night liquid shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 I have been having liquid shits for 2 weeks now. I have some bug or something. It hurts my butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Ugh bad cramping now too, definitely a stomach bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 5 hours ago, best3444 said: I have been having liquid shits for 2 weeks now. I have some bug or something. It hurts my butthole. You should probably see a doctor if it's two weeks straight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 5 hours ago, best3444 said: I have been having liquid shits for 2 weeks now. I have some bug or something. It hurts my butthole. 3 minutes ago, Jason said: You should probably see a doctor if it's two weeks straight. At the very least drink lots of fluids and take some Imodium A-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, Biggie said: At the very least drink lots of fluids and take some Imodium A-D I saw a doctor and took something for my bathroom issue. I'm playing Starfield now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 I think the immodium is finally kicking in, the stomach cramps are seizing up too. I took something when I woke up in the middle of the night that was in the immodium box but which in hindsight may not have been immodium, and there's nothing on the packaging indicating what it was, so that's fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Going to try eating solid food, for my butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 So far so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 So far no more cramps and no more shitting, liquid or otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 Stomach still feels a little messed up but just dropped my first solid poop since Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 sludge but not liquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Feels like I just had my gastrointestinal tract scraped out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 I just got home from work and went straight into the bathroom and shit. Felt really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Biggie said: I just got home from work and went straight into the bathroom and shit. Felt really good. Shit at work and get paid doing it you coward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, best3444 said: Shit at work and get paid doing it you coward! i like my flushable wipes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Nothing like getting back from a nice morning workout and immediately dropping an easy post workout dump that slides right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 Wow I don't even post about pooping on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 I've had diarrhea all day long. I went to the bathroom probably 7 times today. My butthole stings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 54 minutes ago, best3444 said: I've had diarrhea all day long. I went to the bathroom probably 7 times today. My butthole stings. But have you completely emptied your bowels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Not a poop, but I just farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Just took a shit. Finishing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 47 minutes ago, Bacon said: Just took a shit. Finishing up. 🫡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 I fucked up and took a dulcolax the day before we flew. That was Friday. I went once Saturday morning when I got up and that was my last shit until just now. It’s Saturday morning here. I was getting worried I was gonna have to try to find a laxative here and then deal with the effects. I feel much better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Women don't shit. Good one, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I fucked up and took a dulcolax the day before we flew. That was Friday. I went once Saturday morning when I got up and that was my last shit until just now. It’s Saturday morning here. I was getting worried I was gonna have to try to find a laxative here and then deal with the effects. I feel much better now. Personally, flying and time zone changes fuck up my poop schedule. Maybe it's spending an entire day flying, maybe it's the sleep change, maybe it's airport food, maybe all of the above, but I don't shit for days after a long trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Personally, flying and time zone changes fuck up my poop schedule. Maybe it's spending an entire day flying, maybe it's the sleep change, maybe it's airport food, maybe all of the above, but I don't shit for days after a long trip Husband had a similar problem but he beat me by a day to finally pooping. I was seriously worried, like goddamn, don’t let me end up with a perforated bowel in a foreign country lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 I was actually interested if you found Jason's Japanese shit spot, but seems like you found your own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 55 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I was actually interested if you found Jason's Japanese shit spot, but seems like you found your own. I greatly appreciative of the more private Japanese toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 11 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I greatly appreciative of the more private Japanese toilets. How are they more private? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 hours ago, best3444 said: How are they more private? The stall doors actually close all the way with no gaps. And most of them I’ve been in have a “privacy” function on the bidet controls that plays a running water sound that covers up any noises you might make. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: The stall doors actually close all the way with no gaps. And most of them I’ve been in have a “privacy” function on the bidet controls that plays a running water sound that covers up any noises you might make. That’s boss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: The stall doors actually close all the way with no gaps. And most of them I’ve been in have a “privacy” function on the bidet controls that plays a running water sound that covers up any noises you might make. The privacy function struck me as funny because hearing fake water noise coming out of the stall is a tell on what you're doing in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jason said: The privacy function struck me as funny because hearing fake water noise coming out of the stall is a tell on what you're doing in there. Better than than the body noises. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Better than than the body noises. Don't kink shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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