What’s the fastest you can shower while washing everything

[johnny]

I’m talking hair and body 

[Biggie]

15 minutes 

[Mr.Vic20]

5 minutes, I have no hair!  When I was a kid there were five other kids and one bathroom. Showers were swift and if not there was Hell to pay! To this day, my showers must seem like a competition to my wife. I'm the same way with food, I eat like its a race. old habits! 

[Slug]

12 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said:

5 minutes, I have no hair!  When I was a kid there were five other kids and one bathroom. Showers were swift and if not there was Hell to pay! To this day, my showers must seem like a competition to my wife. I'm the same way with food, I eat like its a race. old habits! 

I'm with you.  5 min or less.  No hair to speak of.  Get in, body wash head-to-toe, rinse off, get out.

[Bloodporne]

15, I have long hair. 

[Alpha1Cowboy]

30 seconds.  Haven't done it in awhile but that was how long it took in boot camp.  So that's still my theoretical max.  I prefer Hollywood showers though.  I don't wash my hair very often...I stopped a couple years ago and while the first two months sucked..eventually my body started producing the right amount of oil pr sebum....and now I just rinse it and wash it like once a month.

[Nokra]

Five minutes or less for me, too. I also have no hair (I shave it down to 3 mm) so it's a quick process.

[Chris-]

I think I could do it in four minutes; two minutes washing my body, a minute washing my face, and a minute washing my hair.

[Brian]

Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, and soap is a minimum five minute shower. Add thirty seconds for the water to get hot because I hate lukewarm showers. 

[Best]

Probably 5 min

[Bloodporne]

2 minutes ago, kittykat said:

5 mins if I rush but usually I take 10

 

 

My hair is over 2 feet long and it doesn’t take long to wash at all. Maybe you need better shower pressure. 

My house is ancient and has shit water pressure, yeah. 

[SuperSpreader]

On 5/20/2019 at 1:24 AM, johnny said:

I’m talking hair and body 

What about toes 

[stepee]

3 hours

[Fizzzzle]

Ooh. If I'm doing a nuclear shower, I might be in there for an hour. I call them "fuck the environment showers." I'll even enjoy a nice cold (at first) beer while I do it.