stepee Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 I use mine to build birdhouses. lol jk but if I have to pee really bad then I do this forward lean diagonal thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 I usually don't have morning wood. If I do it usually goes away within minutes I feel. I have woken up with it almost painfully erect and when that happens I just rub it out real quick and I'm good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaseknox Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 I haven’t had morning wood or wood in general in years due to DKA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Lay flat on my back and use it like a punching bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 I usually don't wake up with morning wood, but if I do it's usually just because I have to pee really bad. I go pee=morning wood goes away. My involuntary boners usually happen around an hour and a half after I wake up. That's when I take care of business before I have to go take care of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 At nearly 48 years old, this isn't a problem anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 I'm 40 and on a bunch of meds. Not only don't I get morning wood anymore, I don't get erections either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 I urinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 The correct term for this is piss boner. Morning wood is a just a natural boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Faint because it just takes so much fucking blood to get that hog up and running 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Depends if I’m sleeping next to my gf or fiancé. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, prevail said: Why do men get morning wood anyway? I'd like to know that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 24 minutes ago, prevail said: Why do men get morning wood anyway? I know it has something to do with testosterone levels while you sleep, but to me it seems like it also would have something to do with having to pee while asleep, which causes your taint to clench, drawing blood to the region. But that's just my broscience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugPrick Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 stick it in your mom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gamer.tv Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 On 8/31/2022 at 11:56 PM, Fizzzzle said: I know it has something to do with testosterone levels while you sleep, but to me it seems like it also would have something to do with having to pee while asleep, which causes your taint to clench, drawing blood to the region. But that's just my broscience. Might make a band called Taint Clench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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