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An Ocala woman was charged with aggravated battery after being found naked and erratically throwing alcohol bottles at Outback and Mojo Grill near Silver Springs. An Ocala woman was charged with aggravated battery after being found naked and erratically throwing alcohol bottles at Outback and Moj0 Grill near Silver Springs.

 

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Here's a fun fact... the reason so many goofy criminal stories come out of Florida is because they have super lenient public record laws so everything gets put out there and it's easier for reporters to find the weird stories and report on them. It's also because it's a fucked up southern state, but mostly the first thing.

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55 minutes ago, Komusha said:

You other states can hate on us all you want, but that doesn't change the fact that America itself is the Florida of the world.


It gets overlooked but it’s true.
 

Here’s the thread we had a couple years ago condemning “Florida Man” stories.

 


I mean, sometimes the story is just about a person from Florida, but this is specifically talking about the weird stories.

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2 hours ago, Remarkableriots said:

 

Can you imagine being his son, who had to testify at the trial of his father, who killed his mother and sister. Not only that, his father was representing himself, which legally means he has the right to question your testimony.

 

Like, basically just speaking about the worst night of your life WITH the man who killed your family and having to do it in a room full of people. While the man who killed your family opens up with "it's good to see you" and then calls you a liar.

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On 6/5/2021 at 9:49 PM, ort said:

Here's a fun fact... the reason so many goofy criminal stories come out of Florida is because they have super lenient public record laws so everything gets put out there and it's easier for reporters to find the weird stories and report on them. It's also because it's a fucked up southern state, but mostly the first thing.


you’d think Florida would tighten those public record laws up just a bit so as not to always look like the laughing stock of the country. 

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3 hours ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said:


you’d think Florida would tighten those public record laws up just a bit so as not to always look like the laughing stock of the country. 

 

Florida is letting COVID punish fuck it raw right now, you think they’re going to update their public record laws AYYLMAO

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