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6 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said:

Something about being stuck at home all day made me generally less horny. Could have also been all the alcohol I was drinking for the same reason. It's like a venn diagram of penis flaccidity, I'd rather be watching British Baking Show.

Wanting to give yourself the paul hollywood handshake eh?

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Just now, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Wanting to give yourself the paul hollywood handshake eh?

If even that. Sometimes I would go like days without even meeting Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone, so I'd be like "let's give it a college try," get like 10 minutes into a porn video and give up.

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1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said:

If even that. Sometimes I would go like days without even meeting Harry Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone, so I'd be like "let's give it a college try," get like 10 minutes into a porn video and give up.


it’s because you need weed Harry Palmer and not alcoholic potions. 

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51 minutes ago, silentbob said:


it’s because you need weed Harry Palmer and not alcoholic potions. 

I honestly don't like weed. I don't like how it slows my brain down. To put out an example, I feel like alcohol just makes my brain less accurate, but still just as fast. Like from a bow to a machine gun. Weed turns it into a trebuchet. I can get there in the end, but it's long and plodding. I end up having to watch the same episode of British Baking Show 3 times to figure out everything that happened. Also it honestly makes my dick feel numb, so I can get hard but can't "get there." My ex girlfriend was the same way. If we got high, we'd have sex and eventually be like "it's not happening, you want to watch Married at First Sight?"

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