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    Oh shit, sorry, didn't realize it was the same thing. Right, it was "poop", not "crap" haha.
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    I actually didn't know what an Incel was prior to this thread.
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    Anyone see the PSN Store trailer? It consists of a slew of tweets bashing the game and then shows improvements with "CRAP/NOT CRAP" comparisons. Interesting.
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    Dude this motherfucker is posing as a templar knight holding an anime pillow and machine gun... I'm pretty sure we're good to go on the justified mockery front.
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    I'm trying but this image is so fucking batshit, I can't even think of a joke to do it justice.
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    McConnell: I don't know Mitch, maybe it's this:
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    Barry Three episodes in and I'm surprisingly indifferent. I keep thinking how I'd rather re-watch Grosse Pointe Blank. I like Bill Hader but I'm not really sure I get the hype here. Also, that bald Chechen guy's bad fake Russian accent and the "lol he says funny meme stuff" shtick is cringeworthy. Some moments are definitely good and enjoyable, don't get me wrong, just a few of my friends really hyped this show to me.
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    Looks like uninspired dog shit, so I'm not terribly surprised.
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    I hope Miyazaki hires Jamal Ornstein or Peter Gehrman, The First Hunter as From's NoA president. I heard Steve Seven Ashina Spears - Shikibu Toshikatsu Yamauchi is looking for a gig too.
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    I wonder if he can outdo himself and actually do a full, say, ten minute segment of someone motionlessly staring into a random corner of a room looking like they've just been lobotomized and had their toys stolen at once. The cinematography looks gorgeous but that's really a given and all I ever get from his films personally.
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    The president's name is seriously Doug Bowser...
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    My thirst for a shooter finally wore me down and I bought Doom 2016 and am giving it another fair shot. I still semi-hate it as the franchise's new direction but the gameplay is fun now that my elitism isn't getting in the way as much. The one thing I still can't get over is the bizarre sound mix. Everything sounds subdued, weak and like I have a towel over my speakers. Enemies barely make recognizable noises outside of the basic Possessed and hit detection is non-existent. I keep suddenly sitting at like 30 health without any fucking idea how I got there. I've played quite a few modern FPS where this is the case and I can't wrap my head around it. That being said, I had a lot of fun last night and ended up playing for a good two hours before bed.
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    I might pick this up for the gameplay despite my sheer disgust for the visuals.
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    I mean, best food, they'll be receiving the greatest food anyone's ever seen, I'll make a deal with the best chefs and there'll be food, big things, imagine how great this food will be.
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    I...don't know what that is gladly.
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    This motherfucker could build himself a wig sweatshop full of starving African children into the Oval Office using CIA agents as carpenters and there'd be a collective "oh well, it's cuuhhhrazy Donnie guys" shrug. Nobody actually cares. Fox and CNN would both broadcast it live as a motivational story.
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    They've let a brain-damaged panda with rabies and amputated arms redesign their control scheme and then pulled Sergio Leone's corpse out of his grave, made a pack of wild dogs rape it, had a voodoo priest resurrect him like Weekend At Bernie's 2 and then forced him to write 872938479387 hours of cutscenes that trigger every single time you think you're about to actually play.
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    Have fun with your inferior digital music collection while I sip a frappe-mocha-cino-iced-vente-soy-latte in my $3,000 recliner hand-made in Uganda by an obscure tribe and listen to Crass and Dead Kennedys albums on my $4,000 Blaupunkt stereo setup. Bitch.
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    I mean I am, I'm the one who wrote and posted it.
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    "I hope the sequel is isn't as fucking boring" Inspiration from RDR2 ""
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    Sometimes you just absolutely have to go full @Greatoneshere Edit: Best part is that the one fucking time I somehow have morals and actually feel outraged, it's in response to Jessica Biel's acting career and the way I phrase it somehow looks like a @Greatoneshere parody post. Well played, @Bloodporne, your life is a charade!
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    What the fuck are some of you on about? She was just the lead on the very well-received and well-reviewed The Sinner where she turned in a great performance. Bash her clearly idiotic views all you want but sorry, she's not a shitty actress nor do I think this has anything to do with her being hot or not.
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    Will it be....yellow???
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