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Bloodporne

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  1. Did you have to remind me of this harrowing fucking scene!? Damn you. I wanted to be friends with D'Angelo
  2. I used the term loosely but I just don't like the whole demon-whatever fantasy thing. I really like Street Fighter because I do kickboxing and a lot of Ken's moveset for example is a pretty cool approximation of it and so on. Sam Sho I always really liked for the weapon based fighting but if it's not that, I like straight martial arts in the street kind of fighters.
  3. The whole aesthetic of KI turns me off big time. I've always mainly liked Samurai Shodown and Street Fighter out of all the fighting game franchises. On another note, I don't understand the online matchmaking system at all. I'm getting matched by league (I'm Bronze) against players who have like 4,000 fucking played matches. From what I can tell, it doesn't take the amount of played matches into account at all yet to me it would seem like all that should count when matching players, no? I might be wrong on that but it seems that way and my first excursion into online fighting games here is increasingly becoming frustrating yet addictive instead of actually fun. Not a good combination.
  4. I think I kind of misunderstood your post. Thought you meant it like the review is bad as in makes the game look bad. My answer pretty much was getting at what you're saying here actually.
  5. The first paragraph gives away why though. The reviewer fundamentally doesn't enjoy nor appreciate this type of FPS design. He considers missing a vent in a room a giant arrow pointed him to and therefore not being able to proceed a waste of time, I'd consider that exploration. Thankfully one of this game's big focuses seems to be to actually go with that type of sprawling Duke 3D level design. I have yet to play it so I don't know if they actually nailed that but the RPS reviewer just seems to fundamentally dislike that type of game rather than Ion Fury itself. His review actually kind of sold me on it even more.
  6. I drink a Gatorade once in a blue moon but usually always just water when I work out.
  7. Hyper Light Drifter is definitely worth checking out if you're into Souls, Zelda etc. It's obviously not as good as its inspirations but it's a cool little game nonetheless.
  8. Clearly it was quicker to walk this dangerous criminal, a trespasser, back to the police station on a leash rather than wait for a car to arrive, brilliant.
  9. Just seeing Murphy on Comedians In Cars... made me really miss him in basically any film that isn't a 1/10 level in terms of quality so I'm definitely checking this out.
  10. The only time I've ever been on Tumblr was for weird fetish shit. Bye Felicia!!!!
  11. Yea, kind of expected that. I swear this game is designed like some F2P service, it's amazing how much shit even the Arcade Edition is missing at every turn. It's too bad because I'm truly getting into fighting my friends online, something I've never been into before. I'm starting to get the exhilaration of beating a human opponent. The urge to drive over and beat their asses in real life is something I need to let go of though haha
  12. Well, that's terribly convenient! Saw this when the news hit at my local diner and the entire counter did an almost simultaneous "oh, COME ON!"
  13. So what do you when that's all exhausted...? Is there any other online fighting way to earn more money than those absurd 50 FM rewards?
  14. His role in The Fisher King made a big impact on me when I was younger, I'd always remember him fondly just for that one alone.
  15. I'm not a huge fan of the overall album, but several songs, and especially this one, are fantastic. How this only has 80+k views is beyond me.
  16. I finally caved and got SFV: Arcade Edition after the Trial expired because well, it was on sale and several of my friends are actually actively playing it. I'm actually amazed by the sheer brazenness of the whole Fight Money system and am wondering if I'm misunderstanding and/or doing something wrong. So the most I've been able to collect as reward is from the mind-numbingly boring Story Mode, playing each individual character. Each fight gets you something like 2k or 3k of currency so I've been determined to grind my way through. I've also been trying to do Trials, Demonstrations, Extra Battles, whatever "extra" shit there is just to see if it earns me FM...most of it doesn't. This bring me to my big question: Is 50 FM in a Ranked Match seriously the only fucking way to earn FM beyond these single player modes? It can't be and I must be overlooking something, no? Neither Battle Lounge nor Casual Match matches seem to yield any reward on that front and I'm baffled that a Ranked Match would yield...FIFTY. The average stage costs seventy THOUSAND FM. That's 1,400 matches. I know I'm late to the party with shitting on this game's FM system but seriously, am I overlooking something here or is it just solely designed to be Microtransaction Simulator 2019 (or 2016 if you wish)? And yes, I get most of this shit I don't actually need but naturally the coolest stages and non-stupid looking outfits are locked even in the Arcade Edition which I had assumed to be mostly complete at this point.
  17. She had no clue. She spoke school English at the time at best. They did not teach the meaning of "dick" and "teeny" and what not.
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