best3444 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 I have gone away from shoving a soapy wash cloth cloth up my ass in the shower. Now I lean over and let pretty warm water clean out my butthole. I'm too lazy to use a wash cloth daily these days. I know a few of you own a bidets which is nice I can imagine. Those that don't, what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Do it myself? Why do you think I got married?! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 I use OP's tongue BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 14, 2021 Author Share Posted November 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I use OP's tongue BITCH! I'm being serious here guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 @Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Got one of those fancy shower heads with a hose and multiple spray modes, so I can blast right in there with a massaging pulse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 So is this a good time to share my Amazon wish list for a bidet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 14, 2021 Author Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, TheLeon said: Got one of those fancy shower heads with a hose and multiple spray modes, so I can blast right in there with a massaging pulse. At my old apartment I had that too and it was glorious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Jason said: @Joe Just good ole body wash and water. The bidet makes it easier than ever though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, best3444 said: At my old apartment I had that too and it was glorious! You know you can buy one and simply attach it to your shower right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 I just scoot my butt across the floor like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 14, 2021 Author Share Posted November 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Joe said: Just good ole body wash and water. The bidet makes it easier than ever though. But what do you use to clean your butthole with the body wash? 1 hour ago, Biggie said: You know you can buy one and simply attach it to your shower right? Yea I know but I have a process down that works fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 Well I took a shower in a cabin this morning and I barely fit in the damn thing. It's like they designed it for Hobbits. I couldn’t even really move and I was getting claustrophobic. My butthole is not clean atm and that's gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Just now, best3444 said: Well I took a shower in a cabin this morning and I barely fit in the damn thing. It's like they designed it for Hobbits. I couldn’t even really move and I was getting claustrophobic. My butthole is not clean atm and that's gross. Camping with your Dad and brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Biggie said: Camping with your Dad and brothers? Not camping but we are in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. It's beautiful. It's just my parents and their dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, best3444 said: Not camping but we are in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. It's beautiful. It's just my parents and their dog. Sounds peaceful. Enjoy the time with the folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Biggie said: Sounds peaceful. Enjoy the time with the folks. Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Rachel said: can I join you? Since I don't have internet in the cabin I've been reading. I haven't read anything except the Bible in years. You, wut, and the kittens are more then welcome to join us. My mom brought so much fucking food! I just ate at an Italian restaurant and it was dope. Then I went home and stuffed my face with dessert items. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Your mom brought so much food, you ate at a restaurant. Best post checks out here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 did you know that the booming helllloooooo voice they used in that one seinfeld episode was irl one of the writers girlfriends butt not their bellybutton anyway now i’m picturing that’s how your butthole sounds when you go to clean it lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 12 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Your mom brought so much food, you ate at a restaurant. Best post checks out here. I have NO idea why she brought so much food. She even said before the trip we will be going out to eat everyday lol. She's 82 so I'll give her a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Well my last shower at the cabin I literally shoved the bar of soap up my ass after I was done washing. I threw away the soap after I got out but it felt good. Does that mean I'm gay since I liked the feeling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, best3444 said: Well my last shower at the cabin I literally shoved the bar of soap up my ass after I was done washing. I threw away the soap after I got out but it felt good. Does that mean I'm gay since I liked the feeling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 butt the opposite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, best3444 said: Well my last shower at the cabin I literally shoved the bar of soap up my ass after I was done washing. I threw away the soap after I got out but it felt good. Does that mean I'm gay since I liked the feeling? Like you literally fit in your anus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Joe said: Like you literally fit in your anus? It's naturally lubricated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 I didn't fully insert and I scrubbed the soap all over my anus. I'll be sure not to do that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 52 minutes ago, best3444 said: I didn't fully insert and I scrubbed the soap all over my anus. I'll be sure not to that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 10 hours ago, best3444 said: I didn't fully insert and I scrubbed the soap all over my anus. I'll be sure not to do that again. So you partially inserted? Interesting. Why throw the soap out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Joe said: So you partially inserted? Interesting. Why throw the soap out? Because it was partially in my anus. I threw it away at the cabin. I have plenty of bars of soap here at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 9 hours ago, Joe said: So you partially inserted? Interesting. Why throw the soap out? He didn't want his Mom washing her face with a bar of soap that had been shoved partially up his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 It's a bar of soap, it doesn't matter if it was in your ass it stays clean, it's like the source of clean. That's like throwing away the sun because you thought it ran out of heat, it's the source of the heat nothing is hotter. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: It's a bar of soap, it doesn't matter if it was in your ass it stays clean, it's like the source of clean. That's like throwing away the sun because you thought it ran out of heat, it's the source of the heat nothing is hotter. The bar was getting small too. It needed thrown out, ok! Go shove a bar of soap up your ass then use it to wash your face right after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, best3444 said: The bar was getting small too. It needed thrown out, ok! Go shove a bar of soap up your ass then use it to wash your face right after. I will because I'm not a coward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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