Fizzzzle Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Meaning, are your hips perfectly aligned with the toilet bowl? Something I've noticed recently is that I sit on the toilet "aimed" slightly to the left. Even after realizing this, I still do it even when I try not to. It's like if you aimed a laser from my crotch in an angle relative to the horizontal tank of the toilet, it would be like an 85 degree angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I'm 90 degree angle and it's not the most efficient way. When I camp I squat and it's much better. Like a damn Sasquatch out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 My hips are aligned but I lean forward a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I don't really understand the question, like leaning to the side? In any case I have a squatty potty so whatever that does, there's your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 47 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: My hips are aligned but I lean forward a bit. I empty my bowel in a similar fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I wish humans just had to pee instead of having bowl movements. It's extremely gross and messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: I don't really understand the question, like leaning to the side? In any case I have a squatty potty so whatever that does, there's your answer. No, like you aren't facing entirely forward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 This place asks too many questions about how and how often you poop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 17 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: No, like you aren't facing entirely forward Ah, well I face forward. I'm not a weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I straddle it backwards, with my knees touching the tank. Then I use the top of the tank like a table, whether I'm playing a game, eating a meal or sending an e-mail from my laptop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 51 minutes ago, Dodger said: This place asks too many questions about how and how often you poop. asking the questions that everyone else is unwilling to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 due to the position of my toilet and the length of my legs and feet, I am forced to sit askew whilst at home however, everywhere else I s(h)it normally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 19 minutes ago, Bacon said: due to the position of my toilet and the length of my legs and feet, I am forced to sit askew whilst at home however, everywhere else I s(h)it normally I damaged the wall in one apartment because I had no knee room while on the toilet and pressed my knee too hard into the wall. I believe the reason they never charged me for that damage to the bathroom was because they had to fix the bathroom anyways. They never fixed the damage from the numerous bathroom floods I had over the five years I lived there. Caused by flooding above my apartment and once because a plastic hose on my toilet broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Derek said: I straddle it backwards, with my knees touching the tank. Then I use the top of the tank like a table, whether I'm playing a game, eating a meal or sending an e-mail from my laptop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Does anyone poop without their phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 7 minutes ago, Jason said: Does anyone poop without their phone? Me most of the time. I hate pooping and just wanna be in and out AQAP. I wish all of my body waste came out as urine and I never had to poop. No, I don't mean I want to piss out my ass. I want my ass to become vestigial and I just piss it all away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 16 minutes ago, Bacon said: Me most of the time. I hate pooping and just wanna be in and out AQAP. I wish all of my body waste came out as urine and I never had to poop. No, I don't mean I want to piss out my ass. I want my ass to become vestigial and I just piss it all away. I think this one magazine that my parents had in the bathroom when I was a kid that had a whole home theater porn spread primed me to want to luxuriate while and even after pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Bacon said: Me most of the time. I hate pooping and just wanna be in and out AQAP. I wish all of my body waste came out as urine and I never had to poop. No, I don't mean I want to piss out my ass. I want my ass to become vestigial and I just piss it all away. 3 hours ago, best3444 said: I wish humans just had to pee instead of having bowl movements. It's extremely gross and messy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 15 minutes ago, best3444 said: I didn't notice your second post lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 i shit sitting normal, looking at my iPhone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 4 hours ago, Jason said: Does anyone poop without their phone? I’ll usually have my earbuds in, listening to a podcast or something, but rarely bring the actual phone into the bathroom. I’m with @Bacon, I don’t want to hang out in there. And luckily it’s usually quick. It’s been a while since I’ve had a real struggle session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 4 hours ago, TheLeon said: I’ll usually have my earbuds in, listening to a podcast or something, but rarely bring the actual phone into the bathroom. I’m with @Bacon, I don’t want to hang out in there. And luckily it’s usually quick. It’s been a while since I’ve had a real struggle session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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