What's a story you have that people wouldn't believe?

[best3444]

6 minutes ago, TUFKAK said:

Threesomes are just exhausting sex and not worth the effort.

 

With an identical twin it's a different experience. 

[TwinIon]

I was on the zero G flight with Steven Hawking.

[Chris-]

20 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

To be honest, and this might be out of pocket... The older I get, the less sexually active I am. I can kind of see the appeal of letting my partner get dicked down on occasion because I don't want to do it. It's the ultimate "I just want you to be happy and sex is important" thing, and if we are secure enough in our relationship, then I don't feel threatened by it any more than I would feel threatened by my partner watching porn. I'm like a once-a-month sex person at this point, and I know that's not enough for a lot of people.

How active are you? What is your diet like? Mental health? You and I are around the same age, and my libido hit more or less the same level of yours as of late, and in my case I think a lot of it has to do with my decreased level of activity (due to both grad school and my injury), tougher mental health (less confidence in myself due to the state of my body; other stressful shit in life I never really totally processed), and sometimes questionable diet (due to all of the above). I think a lot of people underestimate the fragility of what a ‘normal’ sex life/drive entails. 

[Kal-El814]

I’ve seen Shigeru Miyamoto’s penis.

 

I had a pleasant conversation with Curt Schilling.

[CastlevaniaNut18]

5 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

I’ve seen Shigeru Miyamoto’s penis.

 

I had a pleasant conversation with Curt Schilling.

I really don’t believe the second. 

[Kal-El814]

9 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

I really don’t believe the second. 

Neither do I and I was there. 

[AbsolutSurgen]

One of my wife's best friends aunt was Rosemary Harris (played Aunt May in Spider-Man).

Going out drinking with her was great:

Me:  "Your aunt is Aunt May?"

Larissa: "No, my aunt was the actress that played her in the movie."

Me: "You saw the movie.  That was your aunt, wasn't it?"

Larissa: "Yes, but.."

Me:  "You're Spider-Man,"

[Fizzzzle]

1 hour ago, Chris- said:

How active are you? What is your diet like? Mental health? You and I are around the same age, and my libido hit more or less the same level of yours as of late, and in my case I think a lot of it has to do with my decreased level of activity (due to both grad school and my injury), tougher mental health (less confidence in myself due to the state of my body; other stressful shit in life I never really totally processed), and sometimes questionable diet (due to all of the above). I think a lot of people underestimate the fragility of what a ‘normal’ sex life/drive entails. 

you could be right in thinking it's a health problem. I'm active as fuck, but any objective observer would tell me I need to cut back on the booze, cigarettes, and fried food. however, I mostly think it's a psychological thing. I've had confidence issues for various reasons over the last few years, and there's probably some kind of mind fuck  where I'm bouncing back and forth between not feeling good enough, feeling like I am good enough but I don't care about sex, and thinking there's something wrong with me.

 

Also, for reference, I seemed to a hit a wall right at age 30. A big reason me and my ex broke up was because we stopped having sex, and that was on me. I was the one who didn't want to have sex anymore. She would jump my bones any chance she got.

 

(of course then I realized she had been cheating on me for months if not years, but that wasn't a factor at the time)

[Fizzzzle]

3 hours ago, TUFKAK said:

Threesomes are just exhausting sex and not worth the effort.

You're probably thinking about it wrong. You need to go MMF. You can just peace out and chill for a while (or get with the dude if that's your preference). It ends up feeling like a whole night. I've had threesomes with 2 girls where it felt awkward as fuck, but with 2 dudes and a woman? we're just tag-teaming for like an hour and a half, it's awesome.

[stepee]

I’ve had a decent amount of MFF time and while I do prefer the intimacy of 1 vs 1, I think it’s still a pretty darn fun time. I don’t recall ever thinking “man this is just sooooo much work” and looking at my watch. On the flip side, having some other guy there naked next to me banging away just sounds like a bad time to me. But every bunny different and anything age appropriate and consensual is good stuff.

[best3444]

18 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

You're probably thinking about it wrong. You need to go MMF. You can just peace out and chill for a while (or get with the dude if that's your preference). It ends up feeling like a whole night. I've had threesomes with 2 girls where it felt awkward as fuck, but with 2 dudes and a woman? we're just tag-teaming for like an hour and a half, it's awesome.

 

Exactly. Then add in that that other male with you is your clone and there is zero issues. 

[Biggie]

2 hours ago, stepee said:

I’ve had a decent amount of MFF time and while I do prefer the intimacy of 1 vs 1, I think it’s still a pretty darn fun time. I don’t recall ever thinking “man this is just sooooo much work” and looking at my watch. On the flip side, having some other guy there naked next to me banging away just sounds like a bad time to me. But every bunny different and anything age appropriate and consensual is good stuff.

I’m the same. I prefer 1 vs 1. Just me and my hand. 

[Fizzzzle]

5 hours ago, Biggie said:

I’m the same. I prefer 1 vs 1. Just me and my hand. 

The trusty ol' Palmela Handerson. She never let anyone down 

[SoberChef]

As a fellow multiple partner lover, yeah I don't know what the issue is whether its MMF or MFF, it's always a great time to be had if not by more than that.

 

Here's a diddy of tale. Walked home after a hell of a night at the bar, had on a long sleeve shirt underneath a button down shirt. Amidst the journey across the whole of the town, ended up climbing a chain link fence for the one time in my life that worked out (low & behold, I literally could have walked around this thing come to find out.) I then proceeded to get lost/trapped in a field of bushes or something, to the point I passed out from fighting against the snapping twigs & branches trying & failing hilariously at supporting my weight as I was somehow walking ATOP of said bushes (late November, all branches, no leaves) then passed out (probably looking like a hapless victim at the start of an Evil Dead film!) only to come to, finish my trek back to my apartment ... or so I thought. Thing is about this complex, literally EVERY SINGLE TOWNHOUSE LOOKS THE SAME! So my drunken butt attempted to unlock an untold number of doors prior to finding my own. Then I passed out, only to awaken hours later and finally realized that the long sleeve shirt I had on was totally missing, yet the button down shirt was completely fine & untouched (had fallen asleep fully clothed, really tied one on that night.)

 

To this day, not a freaking clue how it came off, where it came off, when it came off, or where it ended up. A mystery that will befuddle me to my dying days. Also my bestie still gives me shit about this to this very day!

[TheLeon]

All of my stories are so believable, they barely qualify as stories. 

[Biggie]

On 12/23/2023 at 7:49 AM, TheLeon said:

All of my stories are so believable, they barely qualify as stories. 

But that’s half the fun!

[best3444]

5 hours ago, Biggie said:

But that’s half the fun!

 

You must have one good story to tell in your lifetime. Ever get really drunk and do something stupid?

[Biggie]

5 hours ago, best3444 said:

 

You must have one good story to tell in your lifetime. Ever get really drunk and do something stupid?

no

[TUFKAK]

On 12/22/2023 at 1:25 PM, stepee said:

I’ve had a decent amount of MFF time and while I do prefer the intimacy of 1 vs 1, I think it’s still a pretty darn fun time. I don’t recall ever thinking “man this is just sooooo much work” and looking at my watch. On the flip side, having some other guy there naked next to me banging away just sounds like a bad time to me. But every bunny different and anything age appropriate and consensual is good stuff.

After my last time I never had any desire to do it again and haven’t pursued one, only had to reject it once, and while my fiancé has suggested she’d like to have one I basically told her she can just sleep with a girl if that’s what she needs. If she really wants that experience I’ll do it but it will 100% be for her.
 

Id rather do sprint intervals than another threesome. Fight me 😂