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Fizzzzle

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9 minutes ago, TUFKAK said:

Most?

 

you’re right, I’m actually a successful bodybuilder not a failed one 😂

I was just covering my bases, I Believe you as a general rule.

 

Why did my phone capitalize believe? I'm not going to correct it, I just wonder what I've been googling...

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Here's a crazy story:

 

 @TUFKAK was stranded in the Sahara desert and he found a cave to hide in. He had no water on hand but found a large serpent in the cave and he bit it's head off and drank it's blood to re-hydrate. He went further into the cave and found a bunch of Lamia that he later seduced with his sexy back muscles and had had a large orgy with. He passed out after a night of pleasure  only to find himself by an oasis with a rescue helicopter descending to rescue him. To this day no one believes this story, but @CastlevaniaNut18 has the receipts! :shock:

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4 minutes ago, TUFKAK said:

Soooo

 

bout that 😂

 

I may or may hot have been a bull for a couple once.

To be honest, and this might be out of pocket... The older I get, the less sexually active I am. I can kind of see the appeal of letting my partner get dicked down on occasion because I don't want to do it. It's the ultimate "I just want you to be happy and sex is important" thing, and if we are secure enough in our relationship, then I don't feel threatened by it any more than I would feel threatened by my partner watching porn. I'm like a once-a-month sex person at this point, and I know that's not enough for a lot of people.

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4 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

I like the look, but I love my husband and his body. 
 

Nothing goes on between me and TUFAK that concerns my spouse. 

I thought what we had was special! You just used me for the arms 

4 hours ago, stepee said:

OR let’s just make kab the new DT and we will all take turns 

I have ptsd so we can just pretend it’s bpd

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Nothing really worth sharing. I mean if having 3somes is brag worthy in here my twin and I did that many times in our 20s. It's like watching yourself having sex. We didn't do it all the time but at least 15 or so times in a big stretch. 

 

I was in a 3 year affair in my lower 30s where the husband tried to kill me. Police got involved and they divorced and I disappeared for good. It was scary though because the guy was a correctional officer and mean as fuck. Abusive to the woman I cheated with. That was mix with booze and great times for me. 

 

Now I'm living an awful life.

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My mom was taking me home from college for summer break. We got stuck in traffic and I noticed the guy in the car next to us was getting head as he drove.  “Wow. Good for that dude.”  My mom got all annoyed and honked him. Dude looked over and gave a thumbs up.  Girl didn’t even flinch. 
 

Simon Cowell Wow GIF by America's Got Talent

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Man a bunch of stuff

 

  • broke my foot/ankle a week before I was to be seen by a scout for Chicago White Sox when I was 16 for pitching (ruin my arm that year, never pitched again)
  • first person I sold weed to with my home grown stuff was a cop (friend of cousin)
  • seen a ufo
  • worked in a haunted projection booth (shadows, voices and noises)
  • girl I use to work with at theatre went to school with Ryan Gosling
  • my uncle also taught for both Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
  • former neighbour went to a BDay party for Gordie Howe’s some 30+ years ago with Gretzky and Patrick Roy present (showed me his signed cards/pucks. Aunt worked for the Leafs) 

 

will add more when they come to mind

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I've talked to Ken Shamrock a few times because I worked at a convenience store near where he lived. We talked about MMA a little, and he always seemed nice.

 

I fractured my knee in the first hour of my first day working my first job. It was at FuncoLand, which was like GameStop. 

I was trying to lift empty boxes when it happened.

 

I finished the San Francisco Marathon, and that's probably the most impressive thing I've ever done and will ever do.

 

I was on a horror movie podcast with three friends for years. We actually have a decent number of fans who listen to our podcast regularly. The main host still does the podcast; the show just changes co-hosts based on schedules; it's up to 608 episodes for the original series and 308 episodes for a spinoff series. I am not sure on a couple other spinoff series episode count. How he does it with his schedule, though, is impressive. The show continued to improve in quality because, when we started the show, we drank a lot before recording. I don't believe they do that anymore.

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8 hours ago, best3444 said:

Nothing really worth sharing. I mean if having 3somes is brag worthy in here my twin and I did that many times in our 20s. It's like watching yourself having sex. We didn't do it all the time but at least 15 or so times in a big stretch. 

 

I was in a 3 year affair in my lower 30s where the husband tried to kill me. Police got involved and they divorced and I disappeared for good. It was scary though because the guy was a correctional officer and mean as fuck. Abusive to the woman I cheated with. That was mix with booze and great times for me. 

 

Now I'm living an awful life.

Threesomes are just exhausting sex and not worth the effort.

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