Fizzzzle Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 ... Is watching people dance who don't know how to dance. It might sound like I'm making fun of them. I'm not. I fucking love it when I see some awkward white guy just be like "fuck you, I'm cutting a rug whether you like it or not" and he starts just flailing about like a beached dolphin. It's a supreme display of confidence that I can only aspire to. The thing is also that people respond to it. You want to get a room full of people dancing? Just get an awkward white guy to start imitating the mating ritual of a jellyfish in the middle of the dance floor and everyones day just got 10x more fun. Point being... Be that guy, at least once in your life. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 As long as they don't spend $7k dollars there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: Point being... Be that guy, at least once in your life. No. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 But seriously, I wish I had that confidence. I never dance willingly or without the assistance of liquid courage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 I can promise you I am always the beached dolphin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 40 minutes ago, Nokra said: But seriously, I wish I had that confidence. I never dance willingly or without the assistance of liquid courage. I'd dance with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted October 16, 2023 Author Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 hour ago, gamer.tv said: I can promise you I am always the beached dolphin. The world needs more of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 I once attempted break dancing at a wedding. The results were amazing! I lost my pants to massive rip in them during an a successful split! Toward the end of that madness, I was manually spun by several wedding goers while I turtled on my back! I was an alabaster awkward god for those precious few minutes... Something I learned young is that if you are confident and willing to use that confidence to play the fool, it puts social groups at ease because they either love you for it or they love laughing with others at you, either way, the good flow starts happening! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 On 10/15/2023 at 10:46 PM, Fizzzzle said: Point being... Be that guy, at least once in your life. Absolutely not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 On 10/16/2023 at 5:43 AM, Mr.Vic20 said: either way, the good flow starts happening! Disgusting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I treat weddings like a spectator sport. When the dancing starts, I’m perfectly happy to sit on the sidelines. I’m mostly there for the food and drinks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I never danced at a wedding and never will. Especially since I'm sober. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 1 hour ago, best3444 said: I never danced at a wedding and never will. Especially since I'm sober. If people knew how fucking stupid they looked while dancing they would never do it. Watch a video of people dancing but put it on mute. My god it’s horrible and cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 16 minutes ago, Biggie said: If people knew how fucking stupid they looked while dancing they would never do it. Watch a video of people dancing but put it on mute. My god it’s horrible and cringe. It's completely embarrassing. There were times I could have danced and I absolutely turned it down. I would like to see vic break dance though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 not sloppy bridesmaids? Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skillzdadirecta Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I VERY rarely dance despite regularly going to bars and clubs since high school. Every woman I ever dated takes it as a personal challenge to get me on the dance floor I have to be REAL tipsy to go out and dance but I'm told when I do I'm actually not bad... "See you have rhythym!" one girlfriend told me after I started dancing with her at a bar once. I dunno why I get so self conscious when I dance, might be because I grew up around people who could REALLY dance including two of my sisters and my best friend growing up. That dude can dance his ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I’m on that floor once the drinks are flowing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 guy just wanted to get turnt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 This is my favorite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 6 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said: This is my favorite... What a drunken irresponsible pos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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