TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 So, like, the weird thing it isn't a bad smell, but lately my twosies have been smelling very flowery, like the smell you get hit with in a flower shop. Most of my guests have even been assuming I must use some potpourri spray in my bathroom. Should I see a doctor, or is this a normal smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 That's not normal. It should be smelling like a butthole in a bathroom. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Send me a sample I'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Stop eating potpourri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 38 minutes ago, best3444 said: That's not normal. It should be smelling like a butthole in a bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Stop eating potpourri My diet is actually pretty normal. Breakfast: cereal, usually with orange juice instead of milk, though. I have an orange tree out back so it's cheaper to just squeeze my own orange juice into the bowl. Usually fruity pebbles or cinnamon toast crunch. Sometimes a bagel smeared with some left over bacon grease from my roommate. Snacks: I've gotten really into sardines wrapped in fruit by the foot, you can pre-wrap them and leave them in the fridge whenever you're feeling peckish. Lunch: something light, like a sandwich. Today I had a sandwich with bologna, ketchup, peanut butter, a few relish slices, and tartar sauce to dip it in. Dinner: usually fast food or TV dinners 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 I don’t like being too critical of peoples diet choices, HOWEVER 9 minutes ago, TheShader said: Snacks: I've gotten really into sardines wrapped in fruit by the foot, you can pre-wrap them and leave them in the fridge whenever you're feeling peckish. What in the goddamn fuck. 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 The fruit really helps cut the saltiness of the sardine, I actually don't otherwise like sardines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 30 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: I don’t like being too critical of peoples diet choices, HOWEVER What in the goddamn fuck. don’t kink shame 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 minute ago, stepee said: don’t kink shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Man just buy sardines if anchovies are too salty for you. I love me some sardines with hot sauce and best part is I don't need to engage in any weird sicko shit to get my healthy snack in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 I'm quite honestly just addicted to the snack at this point. It's convenient AND good. Plus having the candy makes it feel like a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 2 hours ago, TheShader said: My diet is actually pretty normal. Lunch: Today I had a sandwich with bologna, ketchup, peanut butter, a few relish slices, and tartar sauce to dip it in. Bud ain’t nothing normal about that sandwich. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 I think it's just a very traditional sandwich, at least that's what my grandpa used to make us when we came over. Maybe it's old country food, I dunno, I never asked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 I think I see the problem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 8 hours ago, TheShader said: Breakfast: cereal, usually with orange juice instead of milk, though. I have an orange tree out back so it's cheaper to just squeeze my own orange juice into the bowl. Usually fruity pebbles or cinnamon toast crunch. Wait WTF something new that's even more degenerate jumps out every time I take another look at this post. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jason said: Wait WTF something new that's even more degenerate jumps out every time I take another look at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 8 hours ago, TheShader said: My diet is actually pretty normal. Breakfast: cereal, usually with orange juice instead of milk, though. I have an orange tree out back so it's cheaper to just squeeze my own orange juice into the bowl. Usually fruity pebbles or cinnamon toast crunch. Sometimes a bagel smeared with some left over bacon grease from my roommate. Snacks: I've gotten really into sardines wrapped in fruit by the foot, you can pre-wrap them and leave them in the fridge whenever you're feeling peckish. Lunch: something light, like a sandwich. Today I had a sandwich with bologna, ketchup, peanut butter, a few relish slices, and tartar sauce to dip it in. Dinner: usually fast food or TV dinners What’s your favorite TV dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 23, 2023 Author Share Posted January 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, Joe said: What’s your favorite TV dinner? That's actually a tough one to answer, there's so many good ones. I really liked the one I had tonight, as a good example. I already finished it, but it was this one . What I did was heated it for half the time, then added some American cheese, avocado slices, and pour a beaten egg over it for extra protein since it's mostly pasta. Sometimes I'll add carrot bits for a bit of crunch, but I didn't have any tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 11 hours ago, TheShader said: My diet is actually pretty normal 11 hours ago, TheShader said: Snacks: I've gotten really into sardines wrapped in fruit by the foot, you can pre-wrap them and leave them in the fridge whenever you're feeling peckish. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 18 hours ago, TheShader said: Snacks: I've gotten really into sardines wrapped in fruit by the foot, you can pre-wrap them and leave them in the fridge whenever you're feeling peckish. What in the everloving fuck am I READING!? No wonder your shits are possessed by Pazuzu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 This thread keeps delivering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TUFKAK Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Is this brazils alt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 1 hour ago, TUFKAK said: Is this brazils alt? Shader is like 7000000x more creative than brazil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 The details are so good because of expert pacing and making it just mundane enough to not stand out as wacky on first glance. Very impressive post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Dude really thinks his shit don't stink! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 21 hours ago, TheShader said: relish slices And another thing, what the fuck is a relish slice? Relish inherently doesn't come in slices! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, Jason said: And another thing, what the fuck is a relish slice? Relish inherently doesn't come in slices! It does after your floral shits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 24 minutes ago, Jason said: And another thing, what the fuck is a relish slice? Relish inherently doesn't come in slices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 Folks, he's talking about the new Velma show. 32 minutes ago, TheShader said: I'm enjoying this show so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 8 hours ago, stepee said: Shader is like 7000000x more creative than brazil On 1/22/2023 at 12:48 PM, TheShader said: Breakfast: cereal, usually with orange juice instead of milk, though. Agreed 👍 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 Found his reddit account. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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