Ominous Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Jason said: Given where he lives, what I'm hearing is Ominous had a bad experience at Panda Express. I don't think we really even have them here. Just a bunch of different local places run by people that always tell you your order will be ready in 10 minute. Oh I see a few that are a like a mile from here. I don't think I've ever even noticed them. The only chain place I know of, and avoid, is Pei Wei and PF Chang, neither of which are what I'd call Chinese. Most Chinese food I've had has been too sweet or too salty, or somehow both, for my taste. And what's with all the frying? Why does General Tso like 19 inches of batter on his chicken? Stop the madness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Ominous said: Just a bunch of different local places run by people that always tell you your order will be ready in 10 minute. This is so true. Yet, every damn time I'm there AFTER 10 minute it's never ready. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Ominous said: I don't think we really even have them here. Just a bunch of different local places run by people that always tell you your order will be ready in 10 minute. Oh I see a few that are a like a mile from here. I don't think I've ever even noticed them. The only chain place I know of, and avoid, is Pei Wei and PF Chang, neither of which are what I'd call Chinese. Most Chinese food I've had has been too sweet or too salty, or somehow both, for my taste. And what's with all the frying? Why does General Tso like 19 inches of batter on his chicken? Stop the madness. Try Sichuan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Try a noodle place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, unogueen said: Try a noodle place. Try your mama's. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, unogueen said: Try a noodle place. 5 minutes ago, best3444 said: Try your mama's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazatron Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Ominous said: I don't think we really even have them here. Just a bunch of different local places run by people that always tell you your order will be ready in 10 minute. Oh I see a few that are a like a mile from here. I don't think I've ever even noticed them. The only chain place I know of, and avoid, is Pei Wei and PF Chang, neither of which are what I'd call Chinese. Most Chinese food I've had has been too sweet or too salty, or somehow both, for my taste. And what's with all the frying? Why does General Tso like 19 inches of batter on his chicken? Stop the madness. If you cite "General Tso chicken" as Chinese food, you lose all privileges to judge. That shit is so white-washed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, Amazatron said: If you cite "General Tso chicken" as Chinese food, you lose all privileges to judge. That shit is so white-washed here. General Tso Chicken is absolutely Chinese food, pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, best3444 said: General Tso Chicken is absolutely Chinese food, pal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I'm going here this weekend, can't wait. The Parlor Dim Sum (@theparlordimsumpgh) • Instagram photos and videos WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM The Parlor Dim Sum shared a post on Instagram: "Heard some of you wanted some dumplings...? How about tomorrow? Got any plans? Wanna make some with us for a 🥟 takeout drop? Friday 8/11 2pm-6pm * Siu Mai * Jade Dumplings * Pork & Chive Potstickers * Pork & Century Egg Congee * Crispy Chili Sauce (2oz)". Follow their account to see 319 posts. The Parlor Dim Sum (@theparlordimsumpgh) • Instagram photo WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM The Parlor Dim Sum shared a post on Instagram: "Come warm up with us with some Duck Noodle Soup ♨️🍜". Follow their account to see 319 posts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Obviously needs impressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 hours ago, best3444 said: Try your mama's. That's not a thing we do, good to luck to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, unogueen said: That's not a thing we do, good to luck to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I'm good with Drunken Noodles, make that shit hot, with some chicken. Also, why does a the menu at a Chinese restaurant look like a bingo card? "Can I get the F54 and a C25?" What is that? Is this to help white people order without trying to say the word for 5 minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ominous said: I'm good with Drunken Noodles, make that shit hot, with some chicken. Also, why does a the menu at a Chinese restaurant look like a bingo card? "Can I get the F54 and a C25?" What is that? Is this to help white people order without trying to say the word for 5 minutes? Works both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, Ominous said: I'm good with Drunken Noodles, make that shit hot, with some chicken. Also, why does a the menu at a Chinese restaurant look like a bingo card? "Can I get the F54 and a C25?" What is that? Is this to help white people order without trying to say the word for 5 minutes? You sound like such a white ass boomer lmao 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Joe said: You sound like such a white ass boomer lmao If the orthopedic shoes fit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 American Chinese food is great and I have no interest in the real thing. Special shoutout to the lady who always gives me extra chicken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 They have numbers because it's easier for Americans to order that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 When I worked at Game Crazy in my first year of college my favorite thing to do was walk to the Safeway on my lunch and get their sweet/sour chicken from the deli and read a gaming magazine. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 You know who else has numbers? McDonald's and every other fast food joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: You know who else has numbers? McDonald's and every other fast food joint. I've never seen that at a real restaurant though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: When I worked at Game Crazy in my first year of college my favorite thing to do was walk to the Safeway on my lunch and get their sweet/sour chicken from the deli and read a gaming magazine. Confused about the reacts tbh 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 22 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: Confused about the reacts tbh Haha. I did it because keyser already had a emote up. I honestly was just playing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 NY Chinese food is like half my diet. I hope you guys have a fucking GoFundMe cued up for my coffin ready to go for when my metabolism drops like a stone. If any of you make it to NYC, I highly recommend this place in the Lower East Side. It's a ritual of mine at this point to hit this place and then roll myself down the street to my favorite bar CHINA NORTH DUMPLING 北方鍋貼 - 262 Photos & 360 Reviews - 27 Essex St, New York, NY - Yelp WWW.YELP.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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