CitizenVectron Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Bolsonaro may have emergency surgery after hiccups persist for over 10 days | Jair Bolsonaro | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM President transferred to São Paulo to determine if procedure necessary after surgeon diagnoses him with bowel obstruction Quote Bolsonaro, 66, was reportedly taken to military hospital in the capital Brasília at about 4am on Wednesday, with one prominent Brazilian journalist claiming the president was suffering from a bowel obstruction. Thoughts and prayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted July 14, 2021 Author Share Posted July 14, 2021 Apparently the hiccup thing is a cover story, and that he is suffering abdominal pain and has been under emergency surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Uaarkson Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Brazil is a comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 So he's literally full of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 43 minutes ago, ort said: So he's literally full of shit? Always has been meme.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ort said: So he's literally full of shit? The surgery is to restore his credibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 They literally sucked shit out through his nose. This is the funniest man who has ever run a country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Uh I'd prefer impact removal "classic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 It’s not exactly shit. I deal with SBOs all the time at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 36 minutes ago, CayceG said: They literally sucked shit out through his nose. This is the funniest man who has ever run a country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Sounds like a shitty situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperSpreader Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 4 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: It’s not exactly shit. I deal with SBOs all the time at work. More 411 pls I thought this sounded like an STD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 46 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: More 411 pls I thought this sounded like an STD Small bowel obstruction. It occurs in the small intestine, basically nothing can get past the blockage, so it remains and causes a lot of pain and nausea. If it’s minor, we just give the patient gut rest, nothing to eat or drink until it resolves. Next step is generally a nasogastric tube insertion to decompress. That’s where you get all that nasty junk, which is what they pulled off this guy. It’s just whatever is floating around that can’t get through, green, brown junk. They usually feel a ton better when that’s out. A more severe case requires surgery to fix the the cause of the obstruction. Adhesions to the intestinal wall, whatever. Sometimes a bowel resection is required. The literal shit is what’s left after digestion and absorption in the stomach and small intestine. That’s what your large intestine is for. You can have blockages there, but this is sounding more like a typical serious SBO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 3 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Small bowel obstruction. It occurs in the small intestine, basically nothing can get past the blockage, so it remains and causes a lot of pain and nausea. If it’s minor, we just give the patient gut rest, nothing to eat or drink until it resolves. Next step is generally a nasogastric tube insertion to decompress. That’s where you get all that nasty junk, which is what they pulled off this guy. It’s just whatever is floating around that can’t get through, green, brown junk. They usually feel a ton better when that’s out. A more severe case requires surgery to fix the the cause of the obstruction. Adhesions to the intestinal wall, whatever. Sometimes a bowel resection is required. The literal shit is what’s left after digestion and absorption in the stomach and small intestine. That’s what your large intestine is for. You can have blockages there, but this is sounding more like a typical serious SBO. Is this because your body is dumb or because of diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 6 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: Is this because your body is dumb or because of diet? It’s often a post-op complication. Given his history of gut trauma and multiple surgeries, he’s at a higher risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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