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General Gaming ~*D1P's Games of 2023*~
LazyPiranha replied to Commissar SFLUFAN's topic in The Spawn Point
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Pocket Card Jockey: Ride On! Bayonetta 3 Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare (GBC) Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart Link’s Awakening (Switch) No More Heroes 3 Nier Replicant some decimal or another Stray Immortality Fear & Hunger The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom ——————————— Resident Evil 4 (2023) This is a weird one because I really loved it and thought it was excellent throughout, but I also can’t think of a single thing it does better than the original outside of graphics. It’s a fun reimagining of the original, it makes enough changes to not be a rote retread and balances things to be more in line with modern games, but it doesn’t quite come off the same. Years from now when I have a hankering to play RE4, I’ll probably reach for the OG before this one. That said, it’s a hell of a game. Great action, great fun, great atmosphere, literally if it wasn’t being compared to one of the best games ever made I’d say it was perfect. -
Henry Kissinger death watch thread
LazyPiranha replied to Jason's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
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Good lord clicked on this to read the latest post and I honestly thought I was accidentally reading a years old post. We’re STILL talking about TLJ? TLJ works as a fascinating mirror of the person critiquing it. If anyone ever has shit to say about the physics of TLJ while they sit contentedly watching a skyscraper sized worm living in the vacuum of space somehow sustaining itself on a diet of hapless spaceships, then they a fool.
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Museums, like libraries, to some are sacrosanct. Indiana Jones is considered the good guy for stealing shit because it belongs in a museum. Most people didn’t know or didn’t care how the sausage was made. There was a while back in high school where I thought it would be cool to own a real human skull and I would look up places and how much they cost, etc. Never once did it cross my mind that it was highly unlikely whoever’s skull was for sale knowingly offered it up before they died, and once that option is off the table there’s really no good ones left.
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Movies Bioshock: The Movie - From Netflix
LazyPiranha replied to Keyser_Soze's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
The real lesson of Bioshock: you can murder one kid, as treat. -
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The algorithm doesn’t give you what you WANT, it gives you what will keep you reading, and rage keeps page views up. Even in my following tab o still get ads for shit my follows would never lead you to think I’m interested in even slightly. My “for you” tab is only vaguely tolerable because I block constantly and even then I get crypto bullshit and other nonsense constantly.
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I haven’t had cable for well over a decade because of the cost and I genuinely don’t understand how/why people afford to pay for it anymore. It was quasi-sane back then to pay $100 a month to get cable, internet, and a land line but then they ballooned it to $200+ and cutting the landline would actually cost me money, so I just flipped between Verizon and comcast every two years to pay $30 a month for internet alone. It would be amusing to watch “disrupters” slowly rebuild what existed before but shittier if a bunch of VC assholes didn’t get rich and cash out in the process.
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I heard someone unironically say that Taylor Swift is a part of the deep state because the song Anti-hero has the line “sexy baby” in it and that’s code talk for secret democrat pedos.
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Nintendo Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD | Coming Summer 2024
LazyPiranha replied to Keyser_Soze's topic in The Spawn Point
I think the first game is largely considered mediocre, so not porting it isn’t a surprise.