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Alanah Pearce Game Reviews: The Truth


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5 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

I tend to never watch any of these videos but this one was interesting. I actually assumed game reviews influence sales more than that honestly. 

I still think they do to a degree.  Maybe not scores but overall impressions that quickly spread throughout social media.

 

Death Stranding sold pretty poorly.  It sold big initially but sales dropped off a cliff after the first week when word of mouth and reviews were read I think a lot skipped it.  

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

I like that someone actually replied "What does a video game writer actually do?"

 

:demut:

 

I mean if we’re going to look at the writing for every God of War game up until the most recent one... probably not all that much?

 

“So Kratos skullfucks this thing, punish fucks some women until they cum orbs, flashback to a stupid decision Kratos made that a child would have known better than to do, Kratos says, ‘by the gods what have I become,’ do a coin flip to see if he’ll try to commit suicide in this game or the next one, and roll credits. Pad that shit out with 8-12 hours of mashing square, square, triangle and I think we got it!”

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1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

I mean if we’re going to look at the writing for every God of War game up until the most recent one... probably not all that much?

 

“So Kratos skullfucks this thing, punish fucks some women until they cum orbs, flashback to a stupid decision Kratos made that a child would have known better than to do, Kratos says, ‘by the gods what have I become,’ do a coin flip to see if he’ll try to commit suicide in this game or the next one, and roll credits. Pad that shit out with 8-12 hours of mashing square, square, triangle and I think we got it!”

Found the Twitter poster!

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9 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

I’m not wrong. :p

Somebody still technically wrote "skullfuck a minotaur bitch", so my initial point stands

 

 :feelsrona:

 

I secretly hope that Alanah Pearce randomly brings back absolutely hideous macho violence out of the blue and confuses the shit out of everyone.

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