johnny Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Thought to yourself, “man, that was a good dump. Not too big that it hurt, but just big enough that it was satisfying” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Not in size, but definitely in quantity. You get that satisfying feeling of lightness and think to yourself, 'Man, I expelled a lot of waste from my body.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazatron Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Yes, I beam with pride when I look down in the toilet and see an expertly crafted turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre801 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 I had to have an enema once. You'll be amazed by how much shit comes out of you. It's like several days worth of dumps coming out at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 After eating frosted mini wheat it really cleans you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess May Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 I like fasting for days and not having to go at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 14 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: After eating frosted mini wheat it really cleans you out. When I eat those I have to run to the bathroom the next day or I’ll just go right in my pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, Biggie said: When I eat those I have to run to the bathroom the next day or I’ll just go right in my pants. Not as hardcore as grape nuts. I used to ignore the serving size and had to go within a couple of hours. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 14 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: After eating frosted mini wheat it really cleans you out. 35 minutes ago, Biggie said: When I eat those I have to run to the bathroom the next day or I’ll just go right in my pants. 7 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Not as hardcore as grape nuts. I used to ignore the serving size and had to go within a couple of hours. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 My new favourite is the now or never shit after going for an early morning jog. Dicey but satisfying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 18 hours ago, Chris- said: Not in size, but definitely in quantity. You get that satisfying feeling of lightness and think to yourself, 'Man, I expelled a lot of waste from my body.' When it's really good that light airy floatiness can last for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, gamer.tv said: My new favourite is the now or never shit after going for an early morning jog. Dicey but satisfying. I hate how it always goes from zero to urgent, like, right around the corner. It's like your sphincter knows the toilet is near and relaxes premature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, Jason said: I hate how it always goes from zero to urgent, like, right around the corner. It's like your sphincter knows the toilet is near and relaxes premature. Lord yes. But that's part of the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 The most underrated shit is after holding it in so you can jerk off. Pure bliss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 22 hours ago, Chris- said: Not in size, but definitely in quantity. You get that satisfying feeling of lightness and think to yourself, 'Man, I expelled a lot of waste from my body.' This feeling is like getting high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Chris- said: The most underrated shit is after holding it in so you can jerk off. Pure bliss. If you eat before this combo, and then shower and nap afterwards, I honestly get scared that I wont bother to wake up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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