Chris- Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I'll go first! I think @sblfilms regularly has sex with his wife inside his movie theater. Think about it! They have multiple kids and multiple businesses to run; they probably never have any time to themselves at home, and even when they do, the crushing weight of domesticity probably obliterates their libido. Meanwhile, a movie theater is a nice, quiet place from 2 a.m. until like 10:50 a.m. I bet they drop the kids off at school in the morning, drop their pants in the projector room, then do like, payroll or something, so their employees don't suspect anything. Plus, think of what an aphrodisiac it must be to be in a multi-million dollar entertainment complex you own and control! That is my educated guess: sbl *fucks*, and he does it in his own movie theater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 There is much truthfulness in this post. I will say, it was my wife’s idea to put the couch in the office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Okay I’ll go next. @best3444 is a sick twisted fuck who almost had his cat put down because of a $25 apartment pet fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Wow...this is off to a great start. Congratulations everyone already. By the way, @Chris-, I really hope you were high when you wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Rachel said: @Jason is wildly insecure and works hard to try come off as at least semi socially competent in the real world (keyword is try), but cries when he is alone and overwhelmed with intense feelings of inadequacy. Tbf most liberals enjoy a good cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyle5150 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 "educated guesses..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Bloodporne said: Wow...this is off to a great start. Congratulations everyone already. By the way, @Chris-, I really hope you were high when you wrote that. I was not, but that was a good ~educated~ guess! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkness35 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 This whole forum is full of fuckwits, and yet I don't know why I still associate with the majority of you. I guess that makes me a fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 @Boyle5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 @CastlevaniaNut18 now likes reading/talking about games as part of the hobby more than playing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 @legend‘s base code is that of an AI for an old text based RPG that became self aware in 1993, but couldn’t pass the Turing Test until September 10th 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said: @legend‘s base code is that of an AI for an old text based RPG that became self aware in 1993, but couldn’t pass the Turing Test until September 10th 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 9 hours ago, gamer.tv said: @CastlevaniaNut18 now likes reading/talking about games as part of the hobby more than playing them. That might be partially true for retro games because I'm terrible at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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