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A Film in the Spirit of Cocaine Bear: Crackcoon


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1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said:

Wake me up when they green light Meth Marmot

 

I've got a good thing going here.

 

Adderall Alligator

Benzo Bonobo

Crystal Croc

Depakote Dolphin

Ecstasy Echidna (I feel like Knuckles is already 75% of the way there)

Fentanyl Ferret

Ganja Gorilla

Hash Haddock

Ice Ibex

Juice Jaguar (this cat is just ripped)

Ketamine Koala (obvious)

LSD Lamprey

Molly Mallard for the water fowl representation)

Nitrous Nightengale

Opiate Ocelot

Peyote Penguin

Quaalude Quahog

Roofie Rhino

Salvia Scorpion

Tramadol Tiger

Ultram Uakari (cheating since I used tramadol twice in a row, whatever, eat my ass)

Valium Vole

Whippet Weasel

Xstacy Xoloitzcuintli (a stretch, gimme a fucking break)

Yaba Yak

Zing Zebra

 

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24 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

Yeeeaaaaahhhh - I'm gonna raise an eyebrow at the title of that "film" due to the not-so-very-subtle racial connotations of the words used.

 

I was thinking it but didn't want to say it. :lol:

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1 hour ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

Yeeeaaaaahhhh - I'm gonna raise an eyebrow at the title of that "film" due to the not-so-very-subtle racial connotations of the words used.

 

 

If anyone had put thought into the title it would probably be more acceptable to call it Craccoon but I guess they really wanted to hammer home the "crack" part of it.

 

But let's be real, even if it was called raccoon you'd probably still have thoughts of those connotation, unfortunately.

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