unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 100% unogueen got teabagged 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 100% bacon not kicked in nards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 nothing like big blue cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 I appreciate your indolence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, unogueen said: 100% bacon not kicked in nards That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 why wouldyou even validate that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bacon said: That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, unogueen said: why wouldyou even validate that validate deez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bacon said: That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 minute ago, unogueen said: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 is that a puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Worst was getting kicked in the nuts as a kid and then a bunch of women acting like I was a soccer player taking a dive when I was writhing in pain in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 I kinda fell forward on a bike once as a teenager and my balls landed right on the rail in front of the seat, hurt like a mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 other animals don't even need to worry. WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 maybe the problem isn’t testicles but just not being able to retract them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 ...???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 you wanna talk aboit it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, stepee said: maybe the problem isn’t testicles but just not being able to retract them Just stretch your balls back to your taint and tie your ballhair to your asshair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bacon said: Just stretch your balls back to your taint and tie your ballhair to your asshair The Howard Stearns show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, unogueen said: other animals don't even need to worry. WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Rachel said: Honestly it’s really fucking fucking weird that balls are outside of the body. Like why? Makes no sense. It’s like designing a boss character in a video game. Give ‘em one obvious weak point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Rachel said: Honestly it’s really fucking fucking weird that balls are outside of the body. Like why? Makes no sense. It's too hot inside. All the sperms will die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 hours ago, unogueen said: you wanna talk aboit it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Balls are annoying. I just went to the Dr. Friday morning because Thursday night I felt a weird lump down there in the shower. After the Dr manhandled my balls he thinks it's something called epididymis. They are scheduling an ultrasound to take a look sometime in the next week or so to make sure. It's probably fine... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 I’m pretty sure I held a nearly exposed testicle in my hands earlier tonight. Had to wrap it up. Google Fournier’s gangrene. You won’t thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I’m pretty sure I held a nearly exposed testicle in my hands earlier tonight. Had to wrap it up. Google Fournier’s gangrene. You won’t thank me. holy MOTHER OF GOD, why did I look whyyyyyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, stepee said: holy MOTHER OF GOD, why did I look whyyyyyy I mean, I did sort of warn you. But I felt so bad for this patient. Woke up for work with pain and it progressed into that. Just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 28 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I’m pretty sure I held a nearly exposed testicle in my hands earlier tonight. Had to wrap it up. Google Fournier’s gangrene. You won’t thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 38 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I mean, I did sort of warn you. But I felt so bad for this patient. Woke up for work with pain and it progressed into that. Just awful. yeah I know I know, I must be a masochist! Yeah that is just awful..does it like eventually heal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, stepee said: yeah I know I know, I must be a masochist! Yeah that is just awful..does it like eventually heal? Gonna need some reconstructive surgery. But hopefully he’s going to be on the road to recovery soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 I was out with my line manager (about 6 years ago) and we were being drunk and silky. Long story short, he punched me quite hard in the groin and I fainted (and was out) for about 5 seconds. He felt terrible and bought me a KFC to say sorry. I saw him a few months ago for the first time in years and it was the first thing he mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, gamer.tv said: we were being drunk and silky. Did you shave each other's legs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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