Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 United flight from IAD to IAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, sblfilms said: United flight from IAD to IAH did you end up having some brat child crying and kicking the entire flight in front of you with the parents split between first and standard class and even though they had only one first class ticket they had the child sit on their lap after talking the flight attendant into it being okay because that’s what happened to me last time i decided to pay the extra for first class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 19 minutes ago, sblfilms said: United flight from IAD to IAH Welcome to my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 18 minutes ago, stepee said: did you end up having some brat child crying and kicking the entire flight in front of you with the parents split between first and standard class and even though they had only one first class ticket they had the child sit on their lap after talking the flight attendant into it being okay because that’s what happened to me last time i decided to pay the extra for first class No kids in first class. I sat next to an older lady who was lovely, mostly because she had a couple of drinks and then fell asleep for the rest of the flight. There was a grown woman acting like a kid when the crew told her she needed to sit down during take off as she attempted to go to the bathroom. The weird thing is she never ended up going even once we were at altitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Which do you hate more: Dulles or National? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Will you give me $60? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 22 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Which do you hate more: Dulles or National? Dulles, especially if I’m hungry. The absolute most embarrassing food options I’ve ever seen. Also, WTF is up with those weird shuttle bus things? Feel like something out of a 1980s sci-fi film. I am kinda ambivalent about National, tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 16 minutes ago, Bacon said: Will you give me $60? Maybe. For what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 54 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Which do you hate more: Dulles or National? How could anyone hate National more? It's conveniently located and you're right at the gates once you get through security. The only reason I'd prefer to be at Dulles is for a connection and if I had lounge access, there's a lot of nice lounges there. I don't just not dislike National, I actually like it for the most part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 33 minutes ago, sblfilms said: Maybe. For what? My 6, 9, and 12 buttons on my MMO mouse are basically dead. 6 and 9 are dead and 12 doesn't register all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rachel said: How did you get that to happen? That’s my dream. I’ve had to fly a LOT this last year and hit a frequent flyer level where you can get upgraded if there are empty first class seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, sblfilms said: No kids in first class. I sat next to an older lady who was lovely, mostly because she had a couple of drinks and then fell asleep for the rest of the flight. There was a grown woman acting like a kid when the crew told her she needed to sit down during take off as she attempted to go to the bathroom. The weird thing is she never ended up going even once we were at altitude. Maybe she just did cocaine at her seat instead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, sblfilms said: . Also, WTF is up with those weird shuttle bus things? Feel like something out of a 1980s sci-fi film. Those are the BEST part about IAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Why are you flying to Hawaii? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Have you masturbated on the flight yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, best3444 said: Have you masturbated on the flight yet? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 How much do you enjoy this song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Did they provide you with the hot towelette? Helps to clean away the lower class stench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 8 hours ago, best3444 said: Have you masturbated on the flight yet? In first class, they do it for you, duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 5 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Did they provide you with the hot towelette? Helps to clean away the lower class stench They did, though I declined. I’m not sure what it is but hot towels make me feel the need to pee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Are you a member of the mile high club? What’s the wildest shit you’ve ever seen on a plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Have you ever committed petty theft? What’s your cholesterol like? What do you think happens when we die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Chris- said: Are you a member of the mile high club? What’s the wildest shit you’ve ever seen on a plane? I am not, yet. I’m generally not much for sex in strange locales. I watched a lady change a poop explosion of her baby from her seat. That is probably the weirdest thing I’ve personally witnessed 8 minutes ago, Chris- said: Have you ever committed petty theft? What’s your cholesterol like? What do you think happens when we die? Yes, I was kinda klepto as a teenager. Just for the rush of it, never anything of notable value. I was generally a really good kid and that was my rebelliousness at work. Cholesterol is on the highest end of normal these days. I lost a lot of weight when my food intake dropped significantly, but I didn’t really change WHAT I eat so much. Could probably improve more by further reducing things like red meat intake. I have pretty standard orthodox Christian views on death and what comes next. I may lean a little more anhiliationist though, depends on how I’m feeling that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 46 minutes ago, sblfilms said: They did, though I declined. I’m not sure what it is but hot towels make me feel the need to pee! In general, I find first class domestic to be lacking. It is a nice free upgrade but I would never pay for it. First class international is a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Top five games of all time? What would be your last meal? When was the last time you were intimate with your wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 48 minutes ago, Chris- said: Top five games of all time? What would be your last meal? When was the last time you were intimate with your wife? Based on hours played; Mario 64, Goldeneye, Halo, Virtua Tennis, PUBG I think I would go with something sentimental, like my mom’s spaghetti. Which is a bit odd because I’m not generally sentimental, but something like last meal seems to be worthy of shedding my robotic lack of feelings for a night. Yesterday afternoon. I got home from the airport around 2pm, but my daughter’s birthday party wasn’t quite over. Around 2:45 the last child’s parent arrived, but she would not leave. Finally they get out the door around 5pm and we hurried back to our room for a boning sesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 What was your first pet name? What was your first car? What is your mother’s maiden name? What elementary school did you attend? just curious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: What was your first pet name? What was your first car? What is your mother’s maiden name? What elementary school did you attend? just curious Gonna be real honest here: I got down to mother’s maiden name before I realized what you were doing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 I got left on read wtf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bacon said: I got left on read wtf ? Sorry, your ask just wasn’t compelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, sblfilms said: Sorry, your ask just wasn’t compelling Ok. I need $60 for my dog who has cancer who was also shot by a police officer and got stung by a bunch of bees after saving little timmy who fell down the well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Do you love me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 How have your bowel movements been lately? Favorite Mexican restaurant in Houston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Chris- said: Do you love me? I really do, and you are on my list of people I would meet for dinner if we were in either’s city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 22 hours ago, sblfilms said: Dulles, especially if I’m hungry. The absolute most embarrassing food options I’ve ever seen. Also, WTF is up with those weird shuttle bus things? Feel like something out of a 1980s sci-fi film. I am kinda ambivalent about National, tbh 21 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Those are the BEST part about IAD! In fact, I've booked flights that depart/arrive out of Dulles simply because I wanted to ride on those vehicles despite the ticket costing more AND the fact that I live about 10 minutes from National! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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