When was the last time you took a SHIT so big that it wouldn’t even flush by itself?

[Joe]

Has this ever happened to anyone? Like to an undiagnosed Celiac, perhaps?

[Fizzzzle]

No, I poop 2-3 times a day, I don't think enough rounds can get into the chamber for that.

[CastlevaniaNut18]

I’ve had some logs so big lately they’ve taken a second to go down, but I can’t recall when I last needed multiple flushes. 
 

I’ve been on fiber and eating a lot of Raisin Bran and Kashi cereal. Feels good, man. 

[Jason]

Yup I've had this. One time it happened to me was in college. No plunger in the bathroom so I couldn't deal with it, and it was the weekend so the toilet was out of commission until Monday when housekeeping came back. So I had to do all my wiping and throw the tp into the already-clogged toilet.

 

Got back into my room without anybody seeing me but it was across the hall from my room so I could hear the conversation a couple of people were having about the unreasonable tp usage blocking the toilet upon the blockage being discovered. Had to stop myself from going out and explaining what happened. The toilets in college sucked so much I'd flush partway through wiping to prevent tp clogs and I think that time I tried to flush before even wiping at all and then bam clogged toilet.

[johnny]

i can recall this happening once to me a long time ago 

 

not in a while though. 

 

i think i used a plunger to break the log in half 

[DPCyric]

Earlier today  being in bed almost all the time stuff isn't going through as well 

[johnny]

6 minutes ago, Jason said:

Yup I've had this. One time it happened to me was in college. No plunger in the bathroom so I couldn't deal with it, and it was the weekend so the toilet was out of commission until Monday when housekeeping came back. So I had to do all my wiping and throw the tp into the already-clogged toilet.

 

Got back into my room without anybody seeing me but it was across the hall from my room so I could hear the conversation a couple of people were having about the unreasonable tp usage blocking the toilet upon the blockage being discovered. Had to stop myself from going out and explaining what happened. The toilets in college sucked so much I'd flush partway through wiping to prevent tp clogs and I think that time I tried to flush before even wiping at all and then bam clogged toilet.

you should have extracted the log and thrown it away in the garbage 

[Jason]

9 minutes ago, DPCyric said:

Earlier today  being in bed almost all the time stuff isn't going through as well 

 

Why are you in bed all the time?

 

And at least you're not shitting the bed.

[Jason]

8 minutes ago, johnny said:

you should have extracted the log and thrown it away in the garbage 

 

I feel like a massive turd just chilling in the trash like that would have been worse tbh.

 

And a lot of my turds aren't fully formed, don't remember if this one was but good odds it was more of a mound than a log and thus not something you could just grab out.

[DPCyric]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

 

Why are you in bed all the time?

 

And at least you're not shitting the bed.

 

I am not allowed to put any weight on my right leg until my doctor approves it.

[Keyser_Soze]

I've had long ones but usually they are soft enough to break when they spin in the basin.

[johnny]

14 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

I feel like a massive turd just chilling in the trash like that would have been worse tbh.

 

And a lot of my turds aren't fully formed, don't remember if this one was but good odds it was more of a mound than a log and thus not something you could just grab out.

you can throw the trash out but the toilet was out of action 

[Joe]

1 minute ago, Rachel said:

Fucking never lol wtf

Don’t you have hashimoto’s?

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, johnny said:

you can throw the trash out but the toilet was out of action 

 

Can't grab a pile of semi-diarrhea out of the toilet doe.

[Joe]

6 minutes ago, Rachel said:

Yeah. Why would that make my poops so big they can’t even go down a toilet?

It makes you constipated. I got the double whammy with that and Celiac.

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, Joe said:

It makes you constipated. I got the double whammy with that and Celiac.

 

Funnest part of constipation is when it packs everything in so tight that when it eventually comes out it looks like diarrhea.

[SuperSpreader]

rofl

[Jason]

this shit is HOT

 

Spoiler

 

[Biggie]

@best3444

[Brian]

Best loves to eat whole pizzas and then go to his parent’s house and break their toilet. 

[TheLeon]

I had one a few weeks ago. I knew it was gonna be bad, so I flushed halfway through. That wasn’t good enough, and had to put the plunger to serious work. 

[best3444]

4 hours ago, Biggie said:

@best3444

 

1 hour ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

Best loves to eat whole pizzas and then go to his parent’s house and break their toilet. 

 

It wasn't pizza but it was when I was temporarily living with my parents for two weeks before moving to my new apartment. I was eating really healthy BIG meals that my mom would make every night.

 

My poop was enormous in that time frame and yes, I literally clogged their toilet so bad that a plumber was called in to fix it. I remember that specific poop and it was the biggest shit I've ever taken. I didn't even use toilet paper in that bathroom because I knew when I would flush something bad was going to happen. 

 

It clogged it something fierce and I ran to their other bathroom to use the toilet paper. It was embarrassing telling my parents I literally destroyed their toilet.

[SuperSpreader]

1 hour ago, best3444 said:

 

 

It wasn't pizza but it was when I was temporarily living with my parents for two weeks before moving to my new apartment. I was eating really healthy BIG meals that my mom would make every night.

 

My poop was enormous in that time frame and yes, I literally clogged their toilet so bad that a plumber was called in to fix it. I remember that specific poop and it was the biggest shit I've ever taken. I didn't even use toilet paper in that bathroom because I knew when I would flush something bad was going to happen. 

 

It clogged it something fierce and I ran to their other bathroom to use the toilet paper. It was embarrassing telling my parents I literally destroyed their toilet.

 

[Joe]

If you’ve never had to snake your toilet, you’re a rookie.

[Keyser_Soze]

10 minutes ago, Joe said:

If you’ve never had to snake your toilet, you’re a rookie.

 

I had to but didn't realize that a ROOT was growing in the pipe.