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I always find it hilarious that people seem so afraid of Satan doing the most milquetoast shit imaginable. YHWH was out there on these streets turning people into minerals, killing everything not on a boat to start a fresh save file, demanding infanticide, passing on specific instructions for chattel slavery, etc. Meanwhile Satan is all, "that apple looks pretty fucking juicy guys, I'd take a bite, that's just me tho," and getting two conventionally attractive white people to pork each other.

I am reasonably confident that is not true.

When I was a kid I would take them out of the toaster, eat the edges, slide the halves apart, then burn the everliving shit out of my tongue and mouth on the hot filling. Perhaps the most unhinged of however many unhinged qualities I have.

Who hurt you? It's going to be okay.

Jesus using a beard mask, what a bitch.

The smaller hotels we stayed in diyrobf our trip to Vietnam all had signs explaining what not to do or bring. They varied from spot to spot but the two things that were always on them were durian and sex workers.

Spider-Man 2 is absolutely great... and its budget is completely batshit both in a vacuum and in comparison to the original game.

It’s more than just COVID stuff, shit is wildly more expensive than it needs to be. Spider-Man 2 shouldn’t have cost 1/3 of a billion dollars while being 3X more expensive than the first game in a relatively short amount of time between them. That’s just not sustainable and there’s no way that money was spent on anything other than chasing increasingly diminishing terms, to say nothing of the fact that it still ended up being the buggiest AAA game I have ever played. Its success was perhaps inevitable to some extent but the extent of it was not, and that trajectory just isn’t sustainable. And you can’t layoff your way to continued profitability when your budget is $300M+. No doubt there’s fat to trim when it comes to actual jobs but at that scale it’s not just the number of employees.

Shareholders and investors are out of their fucking minds.

GO WOKE, GO BROKE... Deadpool is canonically pansexual, Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio are queer, aside from her fridging in 2, Vanessa is positively portrayed as a sex worker... it's almost like chud objections are vibes based only!

That which you do to the least of my people, that you do unto them only, for on the third day I will perform the world’s first rise and grind right out of that fucking tomb.

I had balut in Vietnam. It's not as bad as it looks? That said I told a Filipino friend of mine I had it and they looked at me like I was insane, so...

Travis Kelce, let Taylor Swift take the Step on Kal Challenge, you coward.

Now we must stan for Mahomes to win more Super Bowls to put a pin in the Brady = GOAT discussion. As god intended it shall be written: 1. Patrick Mahomes 2. Otto Graham 3. Tom Brady ... The impacted bowel of hell. Eli Manning

I have never seen Wicked, but I know its rep among musical theater heads is that it falters in the second act. Kinda funny that they're splitting it into two movies with that in mind.

What awful news

BALLS thank you. NINERS ALL IN BABY, LET'S END BROKE AS HELL Niners safety, we're going balls deep with this! Eleven KC Niners 10 / 20 / 27 / 34

The notion Swift has sold out is strange to me. Country music is wildly lucrative for top performers so I don't think there's any logic behind that position beyond circular. Besides, I don't think "conservatives" are anti-Swift broadly, it's just a vocal group of chucklefucks. You just can't get to her level of popularity while alienating people who vote Republican, people who touch grass simply do not give a shit about most of the Fox Cinematic Universe alleged culture war. Lamentably, this is likely true for Elon as well; Teslas are generally popular, people think Space X is cool, etc. However and fortunately for those of us with discriminating taste, Elon has perhaps never touched grass in his miserable fucking life and he very obviously cares deeply about what the chronically online feel about him.

Some of them assume she's a gold digger for going after an NFL player which is hilarious. She endorsed Biden in 2020, she "sold out" by not staying exclusively country, she's spoken out against laws that target the LGBT+ community, etc. It's people who claim to hate identity politics shitting on her for not matching up with what they believe her political identity should be.

Even if someone isn't ever going to vote for a Democrat, Trump has literally nothing going for him beyond vibes. That's it. His big campaign promises were building a wall along the entire southern border that Mexico would pay for (OLO), repealing Obamacare with something better (OLO), resolving the Israel / Palestine conflict (OLO), and a tax cut for the wealthy. That's a bad batting average, and the tax shit is you know... also bad. Unless you've got a hard on for policies that specifically favor the wealthy, what does Trump bring to the table beyond the mere vibes of owning the libs? And if that's what gets you to the polls, just fucking own it, who cares. But get the fuck out of here with this concern about Biden's cognitive decline as if Trump's brain worms haven't been running the show since he was on The Apprentice, please.

The entire game of pro football at this point is designed around maximizing the potential for advertising and letting fans eat nachos, the notion that < 2 minutes of gazing at the majesty that is Taylor Swift is somehow ruining football is incredible. God willing there will be a SwiftZone channel.

I think it would have been really easy to have Kamala and Carol be frenemies or rivals or set up some "never meet your heroes" kind of scenario. Not that there's anything wrong with those per se, but it's surprisingly uncommon to just let female characters be friends.

chud ire > white/10?

Jewish space lasers causing cognitive decline.