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Even if I happen to be a little buzzed, I can hit the toilet with the lights off, so that's usually what I do. Seems there's always a little light coming from something. If my daughter happens to hear me wake up, she'll run in there, flip the lights on and yell 'ARE YOU GOING PEE?'

Old news and probably well-known, but I had forgotten all about Mark Proksch's 'K-Strass' pranks. It just popped up on my The Facebook clickbait stuff. Thought I'd share it again. He's always been an Energy Vampire. A look back at Mark Proksch's "yo-yo master" morning news prank WWW.AVCLUB.COM Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser was on a mission to spread environmental awareness and play with yo-yos

Next title change: 'Ukraine invades Russia'?

Awwww hell no. You don't talk shit about Nokra. He is a delight!

I played the first one on the PC, 10 years ago or so. As I recall, I think I kind of liked it.

I feel like it has been a long time since we have had this kind of drama. Juicy!

I thought this week's was okay. I was on a tv home reno kick for awhile, but they started to feel like a parody of themselves, so maybe that's why it didn't grab me. I would watch them and try to guess what the 'major issue' would be that messed up the budget. I did like the bit when he talked about

Looks like a lot of fun. That boss fight looks like it would frustrate me, though.

Mrs. Biden has the covey again.

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What is going on in here

Just watched it. Hilarious. The Wedding didn't really grab me, but loved this one.

I am, but not because of that video. That was disturbing. It's because I steal picnic baskets and antagonize park rangers.

Where the leaked video at?

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What's wrong with 9 minutes? 9 minutes is more than enough time to satisfy.

It's been years now, but my mom and I used to go to Applebee's at least once or twice a month. I always had a decent meal. Nothing mind-blowing, but usually good and decently priced. At the time, they were doing the 2 for $20 meals. Not sure if that's a thing anymore. We tried Chili's a few times, but somehow I always ended up with a cold burger and/or fries. She liked the ribs, though. I never could bring myself to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. The 'B-Dubs' nickname annoyed me, but maybe that's because I'm not cool. As for 'fast food', definitely Taco Bell. I could eat those 5-layer burritos every day, all day. Delicious.

I think number 5 popped onto my Newsfeed yesterday. It's definitely shocking to see 5 sets of remains in such a short time, but I think if you drained any large body of water, you'll find a bunch of dead people.

If Ryan Reynolds Deadpooled the shit out of this thing, I could see it being watchable, but I'd be surprised if he came back for it.

R.I.P.D. Sequel is Coming From Universal, Will Be Titled R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned MOVIEWEB.COM A sequel to the 2013 comic book movie R.I.P.D. starring Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges is coming. What a wild world we live in!

The only thing that interested me in this was having Tim Roth back, but I don't know if he'll be enough.

I have 2 256 gb cards. Both are almost full, as is my system memory. But I do have a lot of crap that I'll probably never play. Just get a 512gb and you won't have to worry about it. Edit: ok, I responded to a year old question. I'm going to bed.

I figured that was implied. I'm not a machine!

With kids in the picture now, my gaming sessions are like my love making sessions. Short, mildly entertaining bursts. Sometimes I finish before I can even get started. Every so often, though, when the stars align just right, I can go for 10s of minutes.