Derek

Probably unrelated to this, but there was a school shooting in Russia. 15 dead, 24 wounded in school shooting in Russia | AP News APNEWS.COM MOSCOW (AP) — A gunman opened fire in a school in central Russia on Monday, killing 15 people and wounding 24 others before shooting himself dead, authorities said. The...

Fuck, man. Am I going to end up buying this stupid game?!

Ozark was great, but it finishes like I do. Messy and unsatisfying.

I think instead of posting tiktok videos here, we should just describe them.

I love Bale's mole, but I feel they should've digitally removed it. I couldn't get as drawn into his character because I kept seeing Christian Bale. Movie was alright. Kind of a funny mess.

That was very kind of him.

Long as fuck, but good as fuck. Honestly, I did start to get a little tired of it, but finished everything. The friggin' 'post-game' felt almost as long as the actual game. Edit: Didn't realize how old this was lol

I read that in Walter White's voice. Was that correct?

I got into Mortal Kombat X for awhile. I really enjoyed how they did through unlockables. Before that, my last fighter was probably whichever Super Smash Brothers came out before the Switch. Also, I tried MKX one time online and got thoroughly squashed. @best3444 I loved me some Soul Calibur. That was probably the first console fighting game that I really dug.

Not my Dragon Quest.

What if Tears of the Kingdom refers to it being ripped apart. Like it was once a full land, but was torn apart and turned into sky islands!?

That was 6 years later! Pulpfictionfan has no idea.

Urban Dictionary: Accidental Anal WWW.URBANDICTIONARY.COM When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that. And now it has almost 2000 thumbs up and almost 2000 thumbs down. And it's not the above definition... When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence. "Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal." "I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic." "The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning." by Matrek December 12, 2011 'Matrek' is Matt and Derek. @Pretzel @dutchoven

I often say 'Okay... bud' to my kids in the same tone that Michael used to say it to George Michael in 'Arrested Development'.

I was looking through my Switch library, but nothing really jumped out at me, so probably nothing today.

Virginia Restaurant Pulls 9/11-Themed Menu That Featured 'Utterly Classless' Dish Names PEOPLE.COM The restaurant's menu included a "Pentagon Pie" and "Remember-tini" Social media users circulated screenshots of the menu from the Clubhouse restaurant at Aquia Harbour, prompting the establishment to pull the "Patriot Day 2022" menu. Some items included the "Flight 93 Redirect" crab dip, the "Pentagon Pie" and the "2977 Chowder," which is the number of people who were killed in the tragic September 11 terrorist attacks. The Virginia-based restaurant is only 39 miles from the Pentagon.

Might as well try. You'll probably get turned down a few times before/if you get approved, especially if you're under 55. I'm not real sure where to start. I think my mom went through a lawyer or case worker or something.

Everytime I've baked something, my kitchen looked like a bomb went off. I'll just buy cookies at the store.

So they don't bring him back as Buzz because of his political views, but bring him back as Santa? Things are so confusing these days.

My problem is that I just can't binge shows anymore, so a weekly format works better for me. I'll record something like What We Do in the Shadows, Resident Alien or Better Call Saul and when I get a free moment in the week, without kids, I can just fire it up and not feel too far behind. I get overwhelmed trying to catch up on shows that have a full season drop. I really want to watch The Boys, but it's already 3 seasons.

We're all going to end up with landlines and cable television again.

I only listen to, and sometimes sing with, radio edits of classic rock songs, so the fcc protects me. Edit: I didn't get the reference. I assume it's 'Royal' related?

They claim it's not a reboot, but a sequel to the original. I'm sure it will only get one season, but it'd be nice to see Bakula again, should they cross paths. Hint Hint: Make them cross paths.

Long Live The King?

I feel like Kojima and Miyamoto have been around for so long, that they both should be in their 80s. I was shocked when I saw this was not the case!