TheRealSmallville Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Yo all of you fathers of D1P - I just wanted to wish all of you beautiful bastards a wonderful Fathers Day weekend! I, myself, never spread my seed (that I'm aware of...) and I got the 'ol Michael Scott snip in 2021 (no snap to go with that snip, however). BUT!! Though I do not have fruits of my loins that look like me, thank Zod, I do have two absolutely AMAZING daughters who I refuse to put "step" in front of, and they are the reason to keep going. Sex with their Mom is good too, I don't wanna forget that part So if you have fathered little cretins of your own, or if you were man enough to step up and take on the challenge of being a Dad without contributing to their DNA, I press F to pay respect! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 It’s the best thing I’ve ever done. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 My kids got me this rad ballpark tour map for my road trip next summer where I plan to visit at least 50% of all the parks in the MLB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I'm a fur-baby Daddy & that totally counts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 My cat is very appreciative of the life I provide him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSmallville Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 10 hours ago, SoberChef said: I'm a fur-baby Daddy & that totally counts! 10 hours ago, TUFKAK said: My cat is very appreciative of the life I provide him. So many animals go neglected, proud poppas of the fur persuasion definitely count! 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Father’s Day Weekend, Part 2 My wife sent my kids with me to the Astros game. My oldest had to work because his jerk boss* wouldn’t let him have the day off, so we brought my granny. At age 84, this is her first professional sporting event in person ever! *me, I’m the jerk boss 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 14 hours ago, sblfilms said: My kids got me this rad ballpark tour map for my road trip next summer where I plan to visit at least 50% of all the parks in the MLB. Nice! Outside of Detroit I've been to Cleveland, San Fran, St. Louis, and Atlanta (Turner Field) and I'm going to Fenway this August. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Congrats to all you motherfuckers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I'm going to go out to lunch with my dad tomorrow. Neither myself nor my brothers have any kids and that won't change any time soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Being a dad kicks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 21 hours ago, sblfilms said: My kids got me this rad ballpark tour map for my road trip next summer where I plan to visit at least 50% of all the parks in the MLB. That’s really cool. I’ve seen similar maps. I’ve been to the old Busch Stadium(STL) x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley, Nationals Park, Guaranteed Rate(CWS), and T-Mobile(SEA). Kinda bummed I won’t add any this year, but Japan more than makes up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 All this means is @sblfilms is going to Petco and maybe won't ignore me this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 LOLOL at this gift from my daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, sblfilms said: LOLOL at this gift from my daughter Looks like a new avatar to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 I took my Dad to early dinner at Ruth Chris and wore my waffles t-shirt I got from kk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 28 minutes ago, stepee said: I took my Dad to early dinner at Ruth Chris and wore my waffles t-shirt I got from kk omg love Ruth Chris filet mignon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 39 minutes ago, Biggie said: omg love Ruth Chris filet mignon yep that’s what I had! w mushrooms and blue cheese crumble on the side, medium rare nice and reddish pink all the way through, gooood shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 24 minutes ago, stepee said: yep that’s what I had! w mushrooms and blue cheese crumble on the side, medium rare nice and reddish pink all the way through, gooood shit Did you get the creme brulee for dessert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Did you get the creme brulee for dessert? naa it was an early dinner and I didn’t want that sugar crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 15 minutes ago, stepee said: naa it was an early dinner and I didn’t want that sugar crash Lame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 6/17/2023 at 10:17 PM, sblfilms said: LOLOL at this gift from my daughter Also this is fucking AMAZING and your daughter is a comedic genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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