Don't eat two pounds of strawberries and then a decent portion of beef jerky.

[Bacon]

My god, feels like there is a roiling sea in my stomach and my ass has turned into a whoopee cushion.

[SuperSpreader]

lol

[DarkStar189]

Reminds me of the time I cooked a bunch of spinach with my eggs. I just kept adding more spinach because it kept shrinking when it was cooking. My stomach was fuckedddd for about 2 days. Stomach sounded like a bunch of rubbish going through pipes.

[Bacon]

I love eggs, but man do they run right thru me. I'll be shittin' within the hour.

[Mr.Vic20]

Noted. I'll call this recipe: Bacon's Berry and Bad Beef, Belly and Butt Bonanza! 

[Bacon]

Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up

[SuperSpreader]

13 minutes ago, Bacon said:

Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up

[Keyser_Soze]

20 minutes ago, Bacon said:

Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up

 

[Bacon]

eating more jerky

[Bacon]

I just had a little bit.

[Biggie]

1 hour ago, Bacon said:

eating more jerky

911 What's your emergency?

[Bacon]

Strangely, I have yet to poop. Can tell my next poo gonna have me painting my porcelain brown.

[SaysWho?]

[Bacon]

4 hours ago, SaysWho? said:

Do it. You won't.

NSFW

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[stepee]

I can see how that would happen

[thedarkstark]

Tons of salt and sugar is going to make you hold water and feel bloated af. 

[Bacon]

12 hours ago, Bacon said:

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Rude

[Joe]

2 pounds is a lot of strawberries but strawberries are fucking delicious right now.

[Bacon]

2 minutes ago, Joe said:

2 pounds is a lot of strawberries but strawberries are fucking delicious right now.

My intent was to just eat some. But I had all of them in front of me and I didn't feel like stoppin'.

[Keyser_Soze]

Were they fresh strawberries or frozen?

[Bacon]

1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Were they fresh strawberries or frozen?

Fresh. I don't really care for frozen strawberries unless yer making a drink or smoothie or something.

[Jason]

My farts are super rancid today and I didn't even get to go to town on two pounds of strawberries.

[Bacon]

54 minutes ago, Jason said:

My farts are super rancid today and I didn't even get to go to town on two pounds of strawberries.