Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 My god, feels like there is a roiling sea in my stomach and my ass has turned into a whoopee cushion. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Reminds me of the time I cooked a bunch of spinach with my eggs. I just kept adding more spinach because it kept shrinking when it was cooking. My stomach was fuckedddd for about 2 days. Stomach sounded like a bunch of rubbish going through pipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 I love eggs, but man do they run right thru me. I'll be shittin' within the hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Noted. I'll call this recipe: Bacon's Berry and Bad Beef, Belly and Butt Bonanza! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, Bacon said: Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 20 minutes ago, Bacon said: Farting stopped for a while but I think it's picking back up  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 eating more jerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 I just had a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Bacon said: eating more jerky 911 What's your emergency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 Strangely, I have yet to poop. Can tell my next poo gonna have me painting my porcelain brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 4 hours ago, SaysWho? said: Do it. You won't. NSFW - Please mark your NSFW content as such. - Nokra 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 I can see how that would happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkstark Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Tons of salt and sugar is going to make you hold water and feel bloated af. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Bacon said: - Please mark your NSFW content as such. - Nokra Rude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 2 pounds is a lot of strawberries but strawberries are fucking delicious right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Joe said: 2 pounds is a lot of strawberries but strawberries are fucking delicious right now. My intent was to just eat some. But I had all of them in front of me and I didn't feel like stoppin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Were they fresh strawberries or frozen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said: Were they fresh strawberries or frozen? Fresh. I don't really care for frozen strawberries unless yer making a drink or smoothie or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 My farts are super rancid today and I didn't even get to go to town on two pounds of strawberries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 54 minutes ago, Jason said: My farts are super rancid today and I didn't even get to go to town on two pounds of strawberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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