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The costume you unlock at level 41 (I think) is fucking incredible.

You’ll be safe as long as you’re not a relative of his.

I bet OJ is kicking himself for not compiling a list of couples he knows that he didn’t murder.

You don’t own the libs with that kind of car.

Yo all people will 100% die.

Those NEScons are the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen in my life and I need them immediately.

Week 2 Feature Game New York Giants $1000 QUESTIONS 1) Giants TD 2) 2-3 3) 5 4) Nighest = Pats, Lowest = Bears 5) Green Bay, NY Jets, New England 6) Luck 7) Anthony Hopkins 8) Gurley, Thomas

LOL has anything Moonves developed been as good as Murder, She Wrote? Fuck this asshole to death.

And more violent. Subtle racial commentary? You decide.

Not with that attitude.

Yeah if only there was some biological process that darkens skin when it’s exposed to the sun.

That one is right up there for sure. The whole game is a series of “wow they went there” moments.

Hey can’t hurt.

Your prize is getting to be the first person his robots “correct.”

Is that a World Cup trophy on his desk? What a socialist cuck. I hate this man with a passion that burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

Plenty of games handle this differently. They’ll let you style on early enemies before the enemies buff, or they Metroid you and reduce your power after the intro, whatever. I don’t think they should have done this here, just that it was weird that guys in hoodies take a lot of hits for Spidey to KO. Again I don’t care, it was a fleeting observation about the first hours in what’s shaping up to be a long and enjoyable game. I don’t know why people are sensitive to a critical observation about a game. It’s weird. The pigeon stuff is great because it’s mechanically fun and awesome but thematically ridiculous and dumb, and the game leans into both of those really well. A lot of the side quests are like that which is great. JJJ calling you out for swinging through smog is just aces.

Again, you fuckers are so goddamned sensitive, Jesus Christ. I can’t make a casually critical observation about a game I really enjoy that I’ll log a few dozen hours in without the implication that I don’t actually like something I obviously like.

lel

The combat at the start is a little weird. Before stuff gets real, you’re fighting normal ass goons. I know a game has gotta be a game, but it’s thematically bizarre for Spidey to have to punch scrubs 7 times before they eat it. Maybe it’s different on the lower difficulty levels.

But Trump tower has the best taco bowls.

Stunning insight as always.

I enjoy the premise that if Spider-Man doesn't take photos of specific cars and send them to the EPA, people could die any minute now.

Retail? Fucking adorable. So cute that you think your day job lets you relate to people who literally could die at any moment to protect you. Like you could understand the bonds of brotherhood forged in the fire of these fucking streets. Or you know. Whatever mentality lets someone think it’s okay to post bail for someone who, at best, committed manslaughter. And what Wade said.