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I went to Easter mass with my dad a few years ago, and an elderly man collapsed during the service...It started by hearing a woman call out 'Father!' at some point during a reading, and the priest eventually noticed what was happening and asked any medical personnel to attend to him. A few people jogged over and started administering CPR, and after a minute or so the guy came to and let out the most unbelievable gasp as he finally breathed in (I'll seriously never forget that sound).

All of my Souls builds (except for DS2; fucking ADP) follow the same pattern: level VIT - END - STR equally until they are all 30-32, level STR up to 35, then get DEX to 25. I know it's not quality but it's always worked for me.

The mosque segment was utterly fantastic.

I had a Bronx Summer Pale Ale; pretty delicious.

Man, I love Two Buck Chuck - anytime I know someone going to a state where the TJs sell wine, I have them pick me up a case - but I can't imagine taking a sip and thinking, 'This is my favorite wine.'

The notion that there won't be a price to pay in 2020 is purposefully intransigent.

I hate gamers.

Pumpkin-flavored Nah dog we really just dumped a bunch of cinnamon and nutmeg into this bitch-flavored

Pumpkin beers are obscenely overrated.

This is a thread to discuss what we have learned today (whatever day that may be). Today while reading the fabulous SPQR by Mary Beard (which I have been woefully slow getting into), I learned about the legend of Romulus and Remus, who were said to have been suckled by a wolf after being left for dead (it's thought that detail may be rooted in the Latin word 'lupa', which means wolf, but was also slang for a prostitute, i.e. they were cared for by a whore). I also learned about Rome's original roots as a city of asylum and the rape of the Sabines (which the Romans needed to grow the city).

The Xbox One XS

The coffee stouts Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada occasionally have in their winter variety packs are awesome.

Oh, and maple donuts. Maple donuts are the best.

Coffee cake (cinnamon crumble) Tiramisu Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream Cinnamon rolls Blackberry pie

Will fucking Wheaton? Seriously? Anyhoo, I'm drinking a Voodoo Brewery Voodoo Love Child. Pretty nice slap at 9.5%

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/17/us/hospital-closing-missouri-pregnant.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

If you linked all of the wallet chains found at your average Tool concert, how many times would it link around the earth?

You should be using Amazon Smile anyways tbh.

Careful, wouldn't want to get blood on your Doc Martins.

No other D1P regular creates mutual agreement quite like Greatone, and it makes me sick to my stomach.

New York pizza and bagels and now Uncharted, what's next? What else do you insist on pissing on today, you punk ass motherfucker?

lmao people still listen to Tool?

Have you tried Aurochs Brewing? It's a brewery here that does everything gluten-free. I think they distribute to NY.