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  1. Chris-
    Man, you escaped the LDS. Live a little! Have some beers and stick your tongue in a nice juicy butthole.
  2. Chris-
    Bigfoot gets the bullet too.
  3. Chris-
    A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
  4. Chris-
    "RBG should have died 10 years ago." (later that evening) "Don't make fun of the guy who wants to fuck Bigfoot."
  5. Chris-
    Blatant tax cuts for the rich, threatened shutdowns of the federal government, tariffs that cripple American farmers and manufacturing, all in a midterm year. Just hook this shit up to my veins. Do it, Stevey.
  6. Chris-
    Jesus.
  7. Chris-
    Health care in America would be much more affordable if we simply executed the capitalists.
  8. Chris-
    When the topic at hand concerns stolen materials and security breaches, that seems like a distinction without a difference.
  9. Chris-
    Shit is $30 a pizza!
  10. Chris-
    Do not eat at Lou Malnati's. Don't give him the satisfaction.
  11. Chris-
    HAHA GUESS YOU GOTTA TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD, BRO. HAVE FUN DRINKING APPLETINIS AND GROOMING YOUR MAGINA #cuck
  12. Chris-
    Given his obsession with ratings and spectacle, it would not surprise me if he wanted a shutdown simply for the attention.
  13. Chris-
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-30/sac-alum-plotkin-makes-a-massive-short-bet-against-nintendo
  14. Chris-
    Housing as a human right is a major part of the DSA's agenda.
  15. Chris-
    The most underrated shit is after holding it in so you can jerk off. Pure bliss.
  16. Chris-
    Not in size, but definitely in quantity. You get that satisfying feeling of lightness and think to yourself, 'Man, I expelled a lot of waste from my body.'
  17. Chris-
    Trump seems like the type of guy who creates house-rules for Monopoly that greatly benefit him, then walks away from the game in a huff when they backfire and someone else controls Park Place.
  18. Chris-
    All of the 'look at how wrong the media was about Trump not getting 3%!' tweets on conservative Twitter have been entertaining. It's akin to not understanding tax brackets.
  19. Chris-
    But Tiffany is the only one without Slavic blood...
  20. Chris-
    Who would have thought, at the end of all things, that Tiffany Trump would end up being the alpha Trump child?
  21. Chris-
    Spoken like a learned man.
  22. Chris-
    I have sniffed a butthole, but it was not stinky; I was prompted to do so because I was about to bury my tongue in it.
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  24. Chris-
    Responding to a mildly annoying post with one sarcastic post is indicative of 'emotional issues'? Hello mountain, meet molehill.
  25. Chris-
    Because my parents wanted me to be a girl named 'Christina'. Yes please.
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