Amazatron

Hahaha, the tryhard is strong with this one.

They're much closer than you think.

Packers are overrated as hell, they had no business being 7-1.

Lolololol

Steph broke his hand.

This would make a great Abbott & Costello act.

Damn, reviews are better than I expected plus I love the setting. On the other hand, I’m so burned out on this style of game. Hmm, maybe I’ll wait a bit...

Damn, this looks like it delivers on what it promised. Gonna have to pick this up...

This is the worst one yet, unreal. The cop should be charged with third degree murder.

15 seconds sound about right, his pace is basically most people’s sprint. I think a good amount of people couldn’t even reach that speed ever.

Bruh, your house is his cage, get rid of that. It makes me sad.

I don’t think many people could do that. It’s like asking them to run a lap in 68 seconds.

The pacers (some of the best runners in the world at multiple distances) also rotated every 5K, their transitions were pretty seamless so they definitely practiced a lot. Kipchoge looked like he barely broke a sweat when he finished, truly mind boggling the pace that he ran at.

NO

Dave Roberts is an idiot. LOLOL

As much as I hate the Dodgers, I gotta feel for the guy. Meanwhile Maeda doing Jedi ball tricks...

I’m so fucking disgusted at this.

In a world of absolute dumbfuckery, this tweet still manages to stand out. It's quite amazing actually, I gotta give Trump that.

Well spank my ass and call me Susie...

ITT, a bunch of raging alcoholics argue over who is more sophisticated.

Surprised he didn’t mention sharks with frickin laser beams...

FTFY

Wait, so this transcript is more of a “redacted paraphrase” and still sucks ass for Trump...