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I have the growth egg, if I intend on getting 100% achievements I need to start doing some turtle farming soon. I forgot about the difficulty thing, maybe I need to try that for turtle and cash farming. Thanks for the tip. I've 5 starred every mission but the last one. I can get the fucker down to about half health, but once he starts doing Wicked Whirl every round I have to switch to defense until he does it and then poison him or Vanille Ends up dead. So the problem I have is I can survive, but then the fucker keeps healing and I'm no longer out damaging his healing because I can't rush to get poison on him anymore or I end up dead. Every video or tip I've seen on it has people with secondary roles I haven't upgraded yet so I figured I'd go farming until I have more secondary roles available.

Playing a whole bunch of shit. I tend to go through phases where I strictly focus on one game for a couple weeks, then spread myself thin on like 10 different games and I'm currently on the later. Was playing the shit out of FFXIII but I can't beat the final Mission so I'm off to grind but I hate grinding so I've stopped. The Assassin's Creed thread made me download the only AC games I have, I"ll probably get the rest next time they all go on sale as they sometimes do and I restarted Origins. So far enjoying that. Started the first new Wolfenstien but that one has quickly been placed on the back burner. Not because I don't like it, but my sleep pattern is all fucked up lately from not having anywhere to actually go ever so I haven't wanted to play a shooter. Got an inch to play a "GTA clone" but noticed that sadly the last few years we haven't had a good GTA clone that I can think of so I just downloaded GTAV. I know the market was saturated with them 15 years ago, but we're due for someone to to come up with something like it. The other game I just got into is RDR2, and so far I'm really enjoying it. But I'm also still near the beginning and haven't had the fun of wasting an hour of my life just to get a poor squirrel and deer pelt. I think the key to not getting bored with it will be to switch to other games freqeuently and break it up. When it first came out it's all I played for like 3 weeks and I think I just got burned out on it. So I'll have to try and slow roll my playthrough this time and see if that keeps things fresh.

I spent like $100 on Black Angus one time.

Cool, but he's like 100 years old now.

Honestly at this point I should wait for the rumored next switch.

I have drift on my ds4 but no problem with any Xbox controller yet.

the PCCB can arrange to have you attacked by penises.

I heard we do get rattlesnakes here. If I saw a snake around my house I’d just call animal control to get rid of it. I’m definitely not going to try and play with it and grab it though.

The problem with snakes is that some will fucking kill you and most people like me don’t know which are which so we just hate them all.

This thread made me realize I’ve only played 3 games in the series and never finished one.

Can you call them and do a curbside pickup?

Dude you quoted the post I made saying it was coming to Games Pass lol

Lites you can’t play docked though right? I’ll mostly be playing at home so I definitely want the regular. Walmart didn’t have shit, they were also out of mini consoles and almost out of PS4s and Xboxes.

Okay after seeing some vids I just suck at the game. You can do way more stuff than I thought you could. Will have to practice more.

I only got to stage 3 last night. I wonder if the devs are wrestling fans because those Orange Cassidy mother fuckers were kicking my ass all over that stage.

Cool I guess. I guess it is better to have stuff spaced out then to just drop everything over one week.

While magic sounds weird for an AC game, running around with blades in your sleeves and murdering people and getting away with it because you moved the body 10 feet to the convenient bush nearby all while climbing up buildings like you're King Kong isn't really all that realistic either. Just make the game good, and I won't care how they get there.

Saw on ERA that this will be a third party showcase with a first party event in June. Also saw elsewhere that Games Pass has over 10 million subscribers. Just dumping that here since the poor old Xbox often gets neglected.

I ain’t your guy, buddy

Might go check to see if the local Walmart has any in stock while I uh go look for bread too.

Arizona is extending the stay at home order until May 15th, meanwhile the golf course I live on is still open as an "essential business"

Losing your job to all of this is more than just an "inconvenience". Not being able to watch baseball this year is an inconvenience, people not being able to work is a massive problem. Look I'm no virus denier here, but the lockdown is causing a lot of damage to society and at some point there is a good egalitarian argument to whether the lockdown is doing more harm than good. We already have perfectly healthy young people killing themselves over the isolation. Reports of domestic violence are up as people are trapped with their abusers all day. I'm not saying lets end the lockdown tomorrow and all get back to normal like nothing happened, but we really do need to focus on getting society moving again as fast and safely as possible. We can't continue to destroy the global economy. Yeah this probably makes me a dick but at the end of the day even if a couple million people die, that's less than half a percent of the worlds population. We need to figure out at what point does the damage the lockdown is doing is outweighing whatever number of lives we're saving.

You're going to vote for an old rapist and you are going to like it.

2020 is the first election I’m eligible to be president if you want to write in “Dodger”. Then I can finally strip the Astros of their title

I will say the one problem is it’s gonna be like $500 to get a Switch, a pro controller, the carrying case, and one damn game. Shit I didn’t even add a memory card.