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Bacon

Professor of Porn
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  1. I've tried out GW2 many times but I could not get into the combat and I remember feeling really lost after leaving the starting zone. I have a feeling that was due to my lack of MMO experience, but I felt under leveled and I had no idea how to level up as there weren't any quests on the map.
  2. I mean, I know it is a Japanese company, but after seeing all the times Steam players get fucked in the ass for playing XIV via Steam, I'll never opt for a steam version of an MMO. If steam is the actual game launcher, like for Lost Ark, then that is fine.
  3. Good pillows don't exist. I just don't believe it .
  4. I thought about it, but it just isn't worth the bother. I like a very large pizza. Enough to be breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My oven can't do that.
  5. Don't hate on BadlandsChugs. He has a high chance of dying in the next 7 years but at least he will die chuggin' the world one bottle at a time for our pleasure.
  6. You know. People always say how different everyone's play-thrus are in open world games. I have heard people say, in regard to ER, that a million different people will have a million different experiences. But fuckin' christ if me and NKB didn't have nearly identical play-thrus. Like holy fuck. I swear at times it is like this fucker is taking footage I captured and it playing it back and telling his audience the thoughts he read from my mind.
  7. I just AFK'd there for like 3 hours while I did other stuff. I basked in the height! It is sickening how many people I watched Self-Destruct with BLU and then have a guy at the very top rez them. SAD!
  8. Dark Souls 2 is fucking shit. It is worth playing just to hate it. Fuck the Foreskin Editions as well.
  9. Just stretch your balls back to your taint and tie your ballhair to your asshair
  10. That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho.
  11. Hard to say. I'm not really ashamed of any of the music I like. The best I can come up with is Fireflies but I've like only listened to it once or twice. I don't even really like the song all that much, but I sure do like screaming the chorus to amuse myself. It's not even on my YT playlist so yeah.
  12. Bacon

    Shook

    like a dead baby
  13. I'll make a palm sized one and carry it around. Never forgotten. Well, until I die anyway.
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