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Bacon

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  1. I don't hate the creator of the modern firearm, just the people that use them.
  2. keep yer shit eatin' mouth closed yer lettin' the smell out
  3. I am not anti Hawaiian pizza. I don't care if that is what someone prefers. What I do hate are these shit eaters saying "oh it ain't that bad" when it is. You wanna eat them turds, you do you, but stop saying shit tastes good.
  4. Your wife gave birth to you? wtf lol you must come from wv
  5. Is the southern planet mars but with only racists and fried foods?
  6. Wrong. This is fucking wrong. First it is not just sweet and salty. It is salty and fruity. That is not the fucking same. If it was, there also wouldn't be pushback on the salted watermelon shit. And you can't just pick off pineapple. Sure you can remove the piece of fruit, but you can't remove the juice that has became part of the pizza. Most shit is like that even on something like a burger. Like with pickles or onion. Sure, you could remove them, but the taste is still there. You can remove the item but not the taste. That also applies to pepperoni. The grease is now baked into the pizza. You can't remove it. Also, on top of all of that. The pineapple is that cheap canned shit that tastes like fuckin' ass. Maybe if it was fresh cut pineapple I would be more willing to accept it as a topping. But it isn't. At at least at all the places around here, all the pineapple is that canned shit. I've had pineapple on pizza. It is bad. It taints the pizza.
  7. I want lab grown tendies that are "born" extra crispy. That is the future.
  8. I really wish SW would move on to the future. Like, 10k years into the future in a galaxy far, far, far, away. I am tired of this time period and what came before it. I want to see what could be, not what was.
  9. The real Jim swapping cum is the cum we came along the way.
  10. I got these things Four Cheese Ritz Cheese Crispers and fuck are they good. Like finally these cracker fucks put enough flavor powder on their shitty crackers.
  11. more WUL the bigger your e-peen it is a shameful display to have given more WULs than received like me
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